For fucks sakes.
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Funny how Bill Hicks on people working in advertising can also be applied to these fuckspanners: "There's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers.
FAMILIES OF OBESE PEOPLE.
Great that you visit your 76 stone parent in hospital, great that you wash them, tend to their needs.
MY NEIGHBOUR
Caught him wanking over internet porn in the reflection of his shed window 2x now.

The Heroes
MARK 'MISSILE' CAVENDISH
For being completely AWESOME in this years Tour de France.
JESUS CHRIST
So there he was, finely chiseled body - great obliques, totally ripped physique - lugging this great cross he was going to be nailed up on.
1601 BY MARK TWAIN
Published anonymously to international outcry, this is perhaps the most base example of sophisticated pornographic humour ever achieved by man or woman.
KEN DODD
Eastern Airways name a plane after Doddy, but it's dead diddy. .

The Rules
NOBODY KNOWS WHY...
Some people think a dog enjoys being slapped on its back instead of, or combined with, a smooth. .
MICHAEL SHEEN...
...
HIDING UNDER A CAR
sometimes helps .
BURT REYNOLDS
waxed his arms from the elbows up for best part of his career.

The Board
THE LATEST CRAZE SWEEPING THE USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-vb20srZI .
SARAH HADLAND
How wrong is it to find Sarah Hadland in a poodle costume attractive ? .
RIGHT
you slags lets fucking ave it. .
THEM KIDS AT B3TA
They are so clever and funny...





