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TONY BLIAR

So you knew Brown would be a disaster eh? Didn't stop you buggering off to earn millions while leaving us to be run into the ground by him did it? .

GREAT BRITAIN

Prompted by mickeyrats earlier heartfelt stream of consciousness (see below) here's some rightrous truths / whiney old bollocks to trip on.... There are many good things about this country and now but some madness is let loose. The main one of these is the almost gleeful rebellion from the stereotyped reserved, stoicism of old Britain. Now it seems as if there is a culture of psychopathy, short term, hedonistic, egotistically vain and imbued with a sense of exaggerated entitlement. .

DEBENHAMS, WHITE ROSE CENTRE LEEDS

Chr*stmas Decorations.

THE BBC

Thanks again beeb for fucking up the dramatic/ poignant moment in 'Roger And Val just got in' by popping on one of those distracting 'red button' idents.



The Heroes

EMBRACING MIDDLE AGE

I dont have to give a fuck about what jeggings are. .

MAKOSI

WOULD! Over and over again until I spaffed dust. .

DARREN SHANNON

For a valiant effort to kill Jeremy Kyle. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/07/23/jeremy-kyle-cheats-d... .

IAN PAISLEY

Paedo priests cover-up. Bombing priests cover -up. Maybe the Big Man had a point all along. Just musing is all ,but two governments seem to have had their prerogatives overridden by a church. .



The Rules

FAT PEOPLE WHO NEED AN OPERATION TO LOSE WEIGHT

I bet if you fat cunts were stuck down a mine in Chile and had been told that you will be able to get out at Christmas through a borehole they are drilling provided your waist size is 35" or less you would soon start doing some fuckin sit ups. .

HIGHWAY CODE ADDENDUM

If a conversation ever turns to the subject of heated car-seats, the nearest woman is legally obliged to mention that the first time she experienced one, she thought she'd pissed herself. .

JASON STATHAM.....

.....should've done his Hollywood movies with a Cockney accent.

WHEN ASKING 'OU EST LE SWIMMING POOL?'

It's usually best to wait for the directions before diving in regardless .



The Board

LEAVE IT OUT

Cleaver ! .

IT'S THIS TIME OF YEAR

that I miss the board.

HM BABIES

Not sure if anyone's interested, but seeing as there's fuck all else happening on here today: Mrs Moon and Dandyboy are now parents.

JOE MCELDERRY'S SHOCKING CONFESSION

Well, I, for one, am shocked, at this shocking confession, that shockingly, truly shocks me.



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Christina Hendricks1Jack Tweed
Emma Watson2Russell Brand
Sophie Reade3Katy Perry
Karen Gillan4Katie Price
Bono5Emma Watson