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WAITRESS AND HER MUFF!

For fucks sakes.

HEAT READERS

Funny how Bill Hicks on people working in advertising can also be applied to these fuckspanners: "There's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers.

FAMILIES OF OBESE PEOPLE.

Great that you visit your 76 stone parent in hospital, great that you wash them, tend to their needs.

MY NEIGHBOUR

Caught him wanking over internet porn in the reflection of his shed window 2x now.



The Heroes

MARK 'MISSILE' CAVENDISH

For being completely AWESOME in this years Tour de France.

JESUS CHRIST

So there he was, finely chiseled body - great obliques, totally ripped physique - lugging this great cross he was going to be nailed up on.

1601 BY MARK TWAIN

Published anonymously to international outcry, this is perhaps the most base example of sophisticated pornographic humour ever achieved by man or woman.

KEN DODD

Eastern Airways name a plane after Doddy, but it's dead diddy. .



The Rules

NOBODY KNOWS WHY...

Some people think a dog enjoys being slapped on its back instead of, or combined with, a smooth. .

HIDING UNDER A CAR

sometimes helps .

BURT REYNOLDS

waxed his arms from the elbows up for best part of his career.



The Board

THE LATEST CRAZE SWEEPING THE USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-vb20srZI .

SARAH HADLAND

How wrong is it to find Sarah Hadland in a poodle costume attractive ? .

RIGHT

you slags lets fucking ave it. .

THEM KIDS AT B3TA

They are so clever and funny...



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Emma Watson2Russell Brand
Sophie Reade3Katy Perry
Karen Gillan4Katie Price
Bono5Emma Watson