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The Corner
BEATBOXERS
If you want to make music grow up and stop being so fucking lazy and learn to play a proper musical instrument and then the rest of us may (depending on your level of ability) be prepared to acknowledge that you have some actual talent. But you won't because its too difficult for you. .
JOHN SHEEHAN
Retired US NATO commander claiming that that had it not been for all the homos in the Dutch military, the massacre in Srebenica would never have happened.
PILES
shitty cunts .

The Heroes
GOD, FOR GIVING US HEIDI KLUM'S KNOCKERS
I mean...
WHOEVER
decided to drop Jedward, well done. .
ANNA ARROWSMITH
If only I lived and could vote in Gravesend.
SIR STIRLING MOSS
You tough old bugger, if I fell that far, I'd have landed on my head. .

The Rules
TO PARAPHRASE
A movie star dies many times before their death.
THE MORE THAN ADVERTS...
Are fucking creepy .
HA - THAT TOLD ME
Didn't it Mr HM! .
MAGPIES
Should be given ASBOs .

The Board
JEDWARD
have been dropped by their record company hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
SO...
Bit quiet. Wish I had another "almost-lost-my-V" story but I have been surprisingly well behaved lately.
SO....
months and months go by and all that's happened is nearly everyone's username has changed and everyone is still putting out the same old - boo hoo it's shit, boo hoo same person's been banned again, Mr HM is a cunt and remember the good old days? Is there really nowhere else on the whole internet you can possibly go to entertain yourself? Or actually come up with something...anything that doesn't fall into these categories? .
WHERE'S JELLYBEANZ?
I miss it .






