If you are going to get bolshie about a subject that you pretend to know everything about, then please, please, please wipe away the white pokey snot and snot trails that protrude from your hairy nostrils after you've just returned from your second toilet trip within the hour. .
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The Corner
PRICE AND REID
'Their decision to marry has not been made with any pre-conceived commercial plan or media deal in place, and their reason for getting married is purely down to their love for each other.' The fact that this statement had to be released to convince the public of their adoration for each other says it all.
RADIO 4'S ' BEYOND BELIEF '
It's beyond my belief that this station gives these deluded quasi-intellectual blindfolded pitchfork wielding cross-dressing bigots the bloody airtime to debate something that is, very most likely, to be non-existent. .
KAY BURLEY
I despise your interview "technique" at the best of times but your emotional ambushing of Peter Andre on live TV was a total disgrace.

The Heroes
VANESSA PERRONCEL
For turning le pissoir with such force on Katie Cunting Price's publicity parade this weekend, by grabbing all the tabloid headlines with stories of her 'friendship' with John Terry.
FABIO CAPELLO
A 12 minute meeting eh? Bloody marvellous.
ALAN CARR CHATTY MAN
Comedy Genius .
CLARE SHORT
face like back end of a cow but good on you for standing your ground with regards to Tony Bliar and his murderous bunch of fuckwits .

The Rules
ANTI-CHRIST
Has nothing to do with Christmas .
EVERY* RECENT WORLD CUP YEAR...
...before the tournament begins, the "Great" British printed press will lift the lid on a "scandal" surrounding a player or the manager that will threaten to derail team harmony and morale in the months and weeks leading up to the big kick-off (think Glenn Hoddle and his "faith healer" in '98, Eriksson's affair with Ulrika Jonsson in 2002 and so on). Then, after yet another tournament goes by which sees England playing absolute crap and struggling to win a corner, the same tabloids will wonder why the team were such a disjointed fucking shambles... .
PEOPLE WHO JUMP IN FRONT OF TRAINS
never do it at off-peak times. .
BEYOND BELIEF....
Is so aptly named. .

The Board
ONE PAGE
in three months. Well done. .
FRIDAY BO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKzoXuEkk00 .
HAVE JUST READ THAT...
the pope has called in the Irish bishops to discuss the child abuse claims. The cynic/realist in me thinks that he just wants to know what it's like. .






