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OPINIONS

Parental Guidance

The Corner

ARRGGGH! WOMEN!

so it's over, it was like 2 yrs ago, we still both had strong feelings for ages after...so i got over her like a month ago, it was hard bt i can move on and finally get into someone else! so now i have a new boyfriend, very recent and u react badly! we can still be best m8s bt no, thts blates nt gna happen now eh? ARGGHH! the fuck is with ppl all jelous and now its as if shes digging at me via internet jst like i am now! god word of mouth jst isnt acceptable anymore is it? .

AGEING POPULATION

Politicians who use this phrase to steal more of our money of course we're an ageing population as soon as we're born we start ageing you cunts ! .

GREGG WALLACE

You're supposed to taste the food, not fellate it.



The Heroes

ANNA ARROWSMITH

If only I lived and could vote in Gravesend.

SIR STIRLING MOSS

You tough old bugger, if I fell that far, I'd have landed on my head. .

THE DALAI LAMA

Seems like a nice, cheerful sort of bloke doesn't he? Always smiling even though he doesn't have his own country, and the country he did have was a bit rubbish. .

GABOUREY SIDIBE

The girl from “Precious”.



The Rules

NOBODY...

...apart from HM and ITV2 give a shit "What Katie Did Next". .

CHRIS MOYLES...

...will always mistake bellowing for wit.

THERE AREN'T ANY PICTURES OF AMY WINEHOUSE ON THE INTERNET

in which she doesn't look like a fucking dickhead .

QUESTION TIME AUDIENCE

Question Time will soon have an audience entirely full of Dwarfs and Midgets as the BBC will feel that they are under represented within the political system. I for one will find this a stroke of comedy genius and will definitely be tuning in. .



The Board

SO....

months and months go by and all that's happened is nearly everyone's username has changed and everyone is still putting out the same old - boo hoo it's shit, boo hoo same person's been banned again, Mr HM is a cunt and remember the good old days? Is there really nowhere else on the whole internet you can possibly go to entertain yourself? Or actually come up with something...anything that doesn't fall into these categories? .

GET YOUR SCOOTER RUNNING

Head out on the highway Looking for a wheelchair Whatever comes mah way http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8549109.stm Those rebel Baby Boomers have gone and got old. .

WAKE UP MR HM

Wake up Mr HM - a minor TV presenter has died of gay... .



LEAGUE TABLE

Most Papped
Katie Price1
Will Young2
Russell Brand3
Michael Lohan4
Most Slapped
Russell Brand1
Katy Perry2
Katie Price3
Peter Andre4

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