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OPINIONS

Parental Guidance

The Corner

JOLEYMOLEY

On behalf of Bazza number, number, number.

BEATBOXERS

If you want to make music grow up and stop being so fucking lazy and learn to play a proper musical instrument and then the rest of us may (depending on your level of ability) be prepared to acknowledge that you have some actual talent. But you won't because its too difficult for you. .

JOHN SHEEHAN

Retired US NATO commander claiming that that had it not been for all the homos in the Dutch military, the massacre in Srebenica would never have happened.

PILES

shitty cunts .



The Heroes

WHOEVER

decided to drop Jedward, well done. .

ANNA ARROWSMITH

If only I lived and could vote in Gravesend.

SIR STIRLING MOSS

You tough old bugger, if I fell that far, I'd have landed on my head. .



The Rules

TO PARAPHRASE

A movie star dies many times before their death.

THE MORE THAN ADVERTS...

Are fucking creepy .

HA - THAT TOLD ME

Didn't it Mr HM! .

MAGPIES

Should be given ASBOs .



The Board

JEDWARD

have been dropped by their record company hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .

SO...

Bit quiet. Wish I had another "almost-lost-my-V" story but I have been surprisingly well behaved lately.

SO....

months and months go by and all that's happened is nearly everyone's username has changed and everyone is still putting out the same old - boo hoo it's shit, boo hoo same person's been banned again, Mr HM is a cunt and remember the good old days? Is there really nowhere else on the whole internet you can possibly go to entertain yourself? Or actually come up with something...anything that doesn't fall into these categories? .



LEAGUE TABLE

Most Papped
Katie Price1
Will Young2
Russell Brand3
Lady Gaga4
Most Slapped
Russell Brand1
Katy Perry2
Katie Price3
Peter Andre4

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