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LATEST NEWS
Michael Jackson memorial service details announced
Thursday 2nd July 2009 by Mr. Holy Moly
Michael Jackson's family have finalised arrangements for a memorial service. It is being held on Tuesday 7th July at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles - the same venue where rehearsals for Jackson's tour were taking place. Annoyed that you're going to miss the whole gig experience now he's dead? Well don't panic - they got it covered!
Lady Gaga show her tits to everyone again
Thursday 2nd July 2009 by Mr. Holy Moly
Lady gag stopped off in Cork, Ireland and signed some autographs for fans. This is pretty amazing - those fans must have been tipped off by the record company, as there is no way on earth they would have known this was Lady Gaga without prior warning.
OPINIONS
The Corner
LANACANE CHAFFING CREAM
If your legs are chaffing, your legs are too fat.
RONNIE BIGGS
Ha ha,fucking ha.Good for you Jack Straw ,even if you are a responsibility dodger. If Jack Mills only got a tap on the head,biggs only got a slap on the wrist. If you'd been a real man you'd have been out in '93 not trying to fake alzheimers now. .
SKY NEWS
By the time I finish writing this sentence, you'll be repeating the story you were covering when I started it...
The Heroes
ACDC
Played an amazing show in Punchestown on Sunday night.
THE SPECIALS, THE PRODIGY, MADNESS & NEIL YOUNG
for making the Glastonbury highlights shows worth recording. .
WINKLEMAN
Because I want to pork her, that's why. Not very gentlemanly I know, but true nonetheless. .
MICHAEL JACKSON
For knocking Jordan off the front pages. .
The Rules
THE BIGGEST DOWNSIDE OF SUDDEN UNEXPECTED DEATH
Is being denied the opportunity to delete your internet search history .
PEOPLE WHO RUN HOTELS AND B+B'S
People who run hotels and B+B's tend to be slightly off center and socially inept.
A VENUS FLY TRAP
Is the only acceptable plant a man can buy for himself, and even then its boarderline. .
HOLIDAYS ABROAD
always cost £440. .
The Board
ROSé TINTED GLASSES
There were flashes of brilliance today and a return to the good times on today's Cunts Corner post....
FUCK ME
I need a shit *wanks* .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKIEDAVISEYES, THE BIG FOUR 0 WOWZERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6c4syj9lkI&feature=related .
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