So you knew Brown would be a disaster eh? Didn't stop you buggering off to earn millions while leaving us to be run into the ground by him did it? .
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The Corner
GREAT BRITAIN
Prompted by mickeyrats earlier heartfelt stream of consciousness (see below) here's some rightrous truths / whiney old bollocks to trip on.... There are many good things about this country and now but some madness is let loose. The main one of these is the almost gleeful rebellion from the stereotyped reserved, stoicism of old Britain. Now it seems as if there is a culture of psychopathy, short term, hedonistic, egotistically vain and imbued with a sense of exaggerated entitlement. .
DEBENHAMS, WHITE ROSE CENTRE LEEDS
Chr*stmas Decorations.
THE BBC
Thanks again beeb for fucking up the dramatic/ poignant moment in 'Roger And Val just got in' by popping on one of those distracting 'red button' idents.

The Heroes
EMBRACING MIDDLE AGE
I dont have to give a fuck about what jeggings are. .
MAKOSI
WOULD! Over and over again until I spaffed dust. .
DARREN SHANNON
For a valiant effort to kill Jeremy Kyle. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/07/23/jeremy-kyle-cheats-d... .
IAN PAISLEY
Paedo priests cover-up. Bombing priests cover -up. Maybe the Big Man had a point all along. Just musing is all ,but two governments seem to have had their prerogatives overridden by a church. .

The Rules
FAT PEOPLE WHO NEED AN OPERATION TO LOSE WEIGHT
I bet if you fat cunts were stuck down a mine in Chile and had been told that you will be able to get out at Christmas through a borehole they are drilling provided your waist size is 35" or less you would soon start doing some fuckin sit ups. .
HIGHWAY CODE ADDENDUM
If a conversation ever turns to the subject of heated car-seats, the nearest woman is legally obliged to mention that the first time she experienced one, she thought she'd pissed herself. .
JASON STATHAM.....
.....should've done his Hollywood movies with a Cockney accent.
WHEN ASKING 'OU EST LE SWIMMING POOL?'
It's usually best to wait for the directions before diving in regardless .

The Board
LEAVE IT OUT
Cleaver ! .
IT'S THIS TIME OF YEAR
that I miss the board.
HM BABIES
Not sure if anyone's interested, but seeing as there's fuck all else happening on here today: Mrs Moon and Dandyboy are now parents.
JOE MCELDERRY'S SHOCKING CONFESSION
Well, I, for one, am shocked, at this shocking confession, that shockingly, truly shocks me.





