We doubt Victoria Beckham was the only person singing the Baha Men record last night - apparently Katie Price turned up at Elton John's annual post-Oscar AIDS Foundation bash without a proper invite after even the world's biggest collector of social screw-ups decided that she was too much of a liability...

To be honest, Price looked more like a melted Quality Street (the coconut ones) than dog - and it's unlikely that many of the fellow guests took that much notice in her (what with not having a clue who she was and all), but she might have still caused a few problem with security, since a source had previously explained:

"Kate is not officially invited to Elton's do, especially after the last few months.

 

"But she has managed to bag herself an invite indirectly so it will be interesting to see how it all pans out."

Well, you might have thought that, but it wasn't really very interesting at all in the end... Aside from Christina Hendricks' bosom, Sharon Osbourne giving it the blow-job face and Heidi Klum making everyone else (and not just Rikki Lake and Hayden Panettiere) look like one of the Krankies, of course. Even Joaquin Phoenix is still keeping things sane.

Let's see if it was any different at the Vanity Fair bash - to be continued (and that really will be the LAST story of award season)...