To be honest, Price looked more like a melted Quality Street (the coconut ones) than dog - and it's unlikely that many of the fellow guests took that much notice in her (what with not having a clue who she was and all), but she might have still caused a few problem with security, since a source had previously explained:
"Kate is not officially invited to Elton's do, especially after the last few months.
"But she has managed to bag herself an invite indirectly so it will be interesting to see how it all pans out."
Well, you might have thought that, but it wasn't really very interesting at all in the end... Aside from Christina Hendricks' bosom, Sharon Osbourne giving it the blow-job face and Heidi Klum making everyone else (and not just Rikki Lake and Hayden Panettiere) look like one of the Krankies, of course. Even Joaquin Phoenix is still keeping things sane.
Let's see if it was any different at the Vanity Fair bash - to be continued (and that really will be the LAST story of award season)...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Kelly Osbourne strips off with Pussycat Dolls, strangely arousing for some
Kelly Osbourne tells the kids not to do drugs, refuses to pull plank out of own eye
Katie Price at Paradise book signing, tells 13-year-old to have wet dreams
Victoria and David Beckham hide from the kids and smoke massive cigars
Katie Price wears tiara of iPods to promote own range, world implodes
COMMENTS (11)
debbie mazar or tubbs?
Ru paul with a tache and a cock??!
Ru Paul looking like a blacked up John Waters.
RuPaul looking like Ron Mael from Sparks more like. How very odd.
I saw what you mean about John Waters though Dandyboy - uncanny!
It pains me to say this, but if you looked at her from neck up she actually cleaned up well. For once she looks, dare I say, klassy? (she'll never be classy with a c)
Bless you my child for you are mental.
Don't mention Klassy with a K. It'll mean that kunt called Myleeeeeeeeeeeeeene who is just little miss perfect apart from the drug dealing turd who is her partner and father to her kids.......
Does this fucking whore have the word "decency" anywhere in her 2-word vocabulary?
What the fuck is that thing she has on?
If you think she looks "klassy" with that x-mas tree get up and 4-tonnes of make up on, you really need to kill yourself.
christinas tits are number 16. Is that your sexy pose Posh. Its working a treat love.
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