Pushing up chunks
Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:09 by Harry Bow

Anna Friel doesn't so much make us want to vomit as fall asleep, but unfortunately it appears as though that isn't the case with everyone...

If you thought sitting through sitting through a remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's was bad enough, imagine having to contend with a shower of puke hailing down onto your head and popcorn.

 

Friel, who's currently playing Holly Golightly in the West End production, went on air to tell Smooth Radio that an audience member threw up over the upper balcony, causing six people below to be splattered with vom:

"I thought it was latecomers who shouldn't have been allowed in - but it turned out someone had vomited from the balcony over six people and they were being escorted out to be cleaned up.

 

"I carried on singing, but almost lost my way as there was such a noise coming from the seats. I almost lost it, but I'm proud I kept my concentration."

Aw, brave brave Anna. 

 

We're just surprised that this hasn't happened before during Calendar Girls....

  • What if they were roaring pissed though?

    That would be the only way I could sit through a theatre performance with the Brookside chancer in the starring role.

    Washing down hors d'oeuvres nicked from the foyez with few tequilas and a 1/4 bottle of Smirnoff and I reckon I'd be splattering rows F to H in precisely the same fashion.

    Better out than in.

    pandakiller Mon, 09/11/2009 - 02:02
  • BigPhil Mon, 09/11/2009 - 01:40
  • That's nowhere near as vile as Friel, at least there was some form of kinetic movement. Jesus, does she think she's fucking Meryl Streep or Scarlett Johansson? She's doing what she's fucking paid (handsomely) to do - tread the fucking boards. Just shut the fuck up, gurn that fucking gormless gurn and pick up the cheque. Just don't fucking talk outside of the theatre, you dull cunt.

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:06
  • The Tribe

    quality biff

    grange Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:28
  • The puker is a totally disgusting cunt who didn't have to throw up over the balcony onto people. That was a deliberate choice otherwise they would have run to the toilet or at worst chundered on the floor so I reckon they should be bludgeoned to death. What a vile triple cunt.

    hillbilly Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:21
  • Jiggs is right. She is turning into Ron Mael from Sparks.

    kwebb Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:02
  • Wah wah wah wahhhhhhh!

    What she said on Smooth Radio would have made ME barf. She's such an Uctress.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 21:27
  • That shade of lipstick is doing nothing for her and it certainly isn't doing anything for me.

    pennycentury Fri, 06/11/2009 - 18:44
  • I saw her hairy ol box once on the telly

    fuckwit Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:29
  • Anyone else bored shiteless by this waif ? Lets face it the best thing she ever did (and the only thing she'll be remembered for) is snogging some other no-mark bint on Brooky.......sorry love, that's just the way it is

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:22
  • Anyone else bored shiteless by this waif ? Lets face it the best thing she ever did (and the only thing she'll be remembered for) is snogging some other no-mark bint on Brooky.......sorry love, that's just the way it is

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:22
  • I saw her hairy ol box once on the telly

    fuckwit Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:29
  • That shade of lipstick is doing nothing for her and it certainly isn't doing anything for me.

    pennycentury Fri, 06/11/2009 - 18:44
  • Wah wah wah wahhhhhhh!

    What she said on Smooth Radio would have made ME barf. She's such an Uctress.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 21:27
  • Jiggs is right. She is turning into Ron Mael from Sparks.

    kwebb Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:02
  • The puker is a totally disgusting cunt who didn't have to throw up over the balcony onto people. That was a deliberate choice otherwise they would have run to the toilet or at worst chundered on the floor so I reckon they should be bludgeoned to death. What a vile triple cunt.

    hillbilly Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:21
  • The Tribe

    quality biff

    grange Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:28
  • That's nowhere near as vile as Friel, at least there was some form of kinetic movement. Jesus, does she think she's fucking Meryl Streep or Scarlett Johansson? She's doing what she's fucking paid (handsomely) to do - tread the fucking boards. Just shut the fuck up, gurn that fucking gormless gurn and pick up the cheque. Just don't fucking talk outside of the theatre, you dull cunt.

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 11:06
  • BigPhil Mon, 09/11/2009 - 01:40
  • What if they were roaring pissed though?

    That would be the only way I could sit through a theatre performance with the Brookside chancer in the starring role.

    Washing down hors d'oeuvres nicked from the foyez with few tequilas and a 1/4 bottle of Smirnoff and I reckon I'd be splattering rows F to H in precisely the same fashion.

    Better out than in.

    pandakiller Mon, 09/11/2009 - 02:02

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