Big Brother 2010: three new housemates set to enter out of this lot tonight...

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Big Brother: Day 45
Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:09 by Harry Bow

We know that you're all gutted that Wednesday night's live Big Brother show was cancelled after Davina McCall got stranded in France due to the air strikes (hasn't she heard of ferries or trains?), but don't worry - three new contestants are due to enter the house tonight (what with both Keeley and Caoimhe having left).

C4 are obviously working through the original 80-strong long-list until the Iranian dwarf gets his entrance, but here are the six options for the three new places in the meantime...

Name: JJ

Age: 23

His dream is to become a World Boxing Champion or a television presenter. 


Name: Jo

Age: 41

Goes by the name DJ Naked when working.


Name: Joel

Age: 33

Calls himself the 'sexiest fat man'.


Name: Laura

Age: 20

Laura has a tattoo reading 'live, love & laugh’ on her hip and she says this is her motto for life. 


Name: Megan

Age: 20

Admits she would sleep with “anybody for a million pounds”. 


Name: Sam

Age: 21

Has worked across Europe including as a hotel entertainer in Greece.

 

We know, we know, it's like Sophie's Choice... Only three can go in though.

 

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Comments

  • Yeah but we've all gotta pay the rent.
    I saw the Laura Ashley ads and thought: "Christ Almighty! Laura Ashley? Where am I? The Lady?"

    But it's either ads or (possibly) subscription fees.
    The photos we rip the piss out of have to be paid for somehow.

    And I don't think Mr HM has it in him to pimp out his staff so (shrugs) ads it is.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:17

  • BB is more dead than Roald Moat but even he's getting more coverage at the moment.

    Not even the Daily Mail can be arsed to slag it off. That's when you know a project has hit the wall.

    Next thing you know, Prince Edward will be on the show. They should kill it now (the show that is not the Earl of Wessex, mind you...)

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:12

  • I strongly recommend === HotBlackWhite * C 0 M === to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What's kind of relationship do you want?

    Casper125 Sun, 25/07/2010 - 09:21

  • When the fuck did HM turn into a site for morons to plug their shit dating sites etc etc. Come on HM, sort it out.

    psammmead Sat, 24/07/2010 - 14:14

  • Me and a fried egg sandwich - yum yum

    jiggerycock Fri, 23/07/2010 - 17:10

  • I thought the idea was to get people out of there, not to keep putting people in? Still, if it keeps Hoxton and Shoreditch media twatspanners off the streets for even a few weeks I guess that can only be a good thing.

    dandyboy Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:51

  • Old MacDonald had Tourettes
    E-I cunt shit wank.
    And on that note,I'll leave you fuckers,
    Bullshit, cunt, piss flaps.

    jiggerycock Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:50

  • Put the three with the same name in cos that'll be really funny. Hey Jo. No, not you, or you, the other one! Laughs aplenty.

    yogithebear Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:37

  • Put the three with the same name in cos that'll be really funny. Hey Jo. No, not you, or you, the other one! Laughs aplenty.

    yogithebear Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:37

  • Old MacDonald had Tourettes
    E-I cunt shit wank.
    And on that note,I'll leave you fuckers,
    Bullshit, cunt, piss flaps.

    jiggerycock Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:50

  • I thought the idea was to get people out of there, not to keep putting people in? Still, if it keeps Hoxton and Shoreditch media twatspanners off the streets for even a few weeks I guess that can only be a good thing.

    dandyboy Fri, 23/07/2010 - 15:51

  • Me and a fried egg sandwich - yum yum

    jiggerycock Fri, 23/07/2010 - 17:10

  • When the fuck did HM turn into a site for morons to plug their shit dating sites etc etc. Come on HM, sort it out.

    psammmead Sat, 24/07/2010 - 14:14

  • I strongly recommend === HotBlackWhite * C 0 M === to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What's kind of relationship do you want?

    Casper125 Sun, 25/07/2010 - 09:21

  • BB is more dead than Roald Moat but even he's getting more coverage at the moment.

    Not even the Daily Mail can be arsed to slag it off. That's when you know a project has hit the wall.

    Next thing you know, Prince Edward will be on the show. They should kill it now (the show that is not the Earl of Wessex, mind you...)

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:12

  • Yeah but we've all gotta pay the rent.
    I saw the Laura Ashley ads and thought: "Christ Almighty! Laura Ashley? Where am I? The Lady?"

    But it's either ads or (possibly) subscription fees.
    The photos we rip the piss out of have to be paid for somehow.

    And I don't think Mr HM has it in him to pimp out his staff so (shrugs) ads it is.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 26/07/2010 - 09:17

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