An education (in fisting)
Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:26 by HM writer

Shia LaBeouf was desperately digging around for his keys but we're not sure if he'll find them rummaging inside Carey Mulligan's arse...

Carey, nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance in An Education and Shia, unfortunately not noted for his work in Transformers, have been mixing the honey with the money after meeting on the set of  'Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps'.

We think these two are going to be 2010's answer to Russell Brand and Katy Perry (i.e annoying)...

 

  • lol, and a rubber glove, he is going to have to sanitize his hands after that little squeeze. phlebotomy training

    johnmiters Tue, 22/02/2011 - 04:21
  • ah what are you talking about pair of shoes ? CNA exam

    cnanursing Wed, 16/02/2011 - 11:27
  • Another desperate cunt doing cunty things with other desperate cunts after make cunty films that only cunts would watch shocker

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:20
  • Freak.

    stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:26
  • Is Carey Mulligan a porn star? Sure sounds like a porn star's name.

    walsingham Fri, 18/12/2009 - 08:14
  • Ever since this guy said he wanted to f-ck his mum, I just can't take him seriously (especially considering what his mum looks like, yesh).

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 18/12/2009 - 03:05
  • Put another finger in so I can whistle for a cab

    carbon cowboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 23:44
  • Urgh. The little freak. I bet he sniffed his fingers afterwards. Reminds me of a disgusting story about Robocop actor Peter Weller. Drank his own juice (apparently) then declared it wasn't as salty as usual. Yuk, barf, puke and vom.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:21
  • I have several.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:33
  • YOu have a point.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:25
  • That's what happens when you get too near Megan Foxes vampire-zombie minge.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:21
  • Pic 5 wtf? Has he prepared his hand for the following endeavour - Jesus run, Carey, run !!

    the flange Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:19
  • Is it possible to get sacked from (and I quote) "doing nothing all day" ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:58
  • Get a freaking room!

    JessicaFletcher Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:31
  • He sure has got a shitty cunting name.

    Uncle Arthur Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:27
  • Where's Tesco? Think they're making her do some work or have sacked her or something? I'm very worried.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:52
  • You'd think he'd be able to afford a new pair of shoes by now...

    slatfreq Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:40
  • You'd think he'd be able to afford a new pair of shoes by now...

    slatfreq Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:40
  • Where's Tesco? Think they're making her do some work or have sacked her or something? I'm very worried.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:52
  • He sure has got a shitty cunting name.

    Uncle Arthur Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:27
  • Get a freaking room!

    JessicaFletcher Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:31
  • Is it possible to get sacked from (and I quote) "doing nothing all day" ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:58
  • Pic 5 wtf? Has he prepared his hand for the following endeavour - Jesus run, Carey, run !!

    the flange Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:19
  • That's what happens when you get too near Megan Foxes vampire-zombie minge.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:21
  • YOu have a point.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:25
  • I have several.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:33
  • Urgh. The little freak. I bet he sniffed his fingers afterwards. Reminds me of a disgusting story about Robocop actor Peter Weller. Drank his own juice (apparently) then declared it wasn't as salty as usual. Yuk, barf, puke and vom.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:21
  • Put another finger in so I can whistle for a cab

    carbon cowboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 23:44
  • Ever since this guy said he wanted to f-ck his mum, I just can't take him seriously (especially considering what his mum looks like, yesh).

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 18/12/2009 - 03:05
  • Is Carey Mulligan a porn star? Sure sounds like a porn star's name.

    walsingham Fri, 18/12/2009 - 08:14
  • Freak.

    stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:26
  • Another desperate cunt doing cunty things with other desperate cunts after make cunty films that only cunts would watch shocker

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:20
  • ah what are you talking about pair of shoes ? CNA exam

    cnanursing Wed, 16/02/2011 - 11:27
  • lol, and a rubber glove, he is going to have to sanitize his hands after that little squeeze. phlebotomy training

    johnmiters Tue, 22/02/2011 - 04:21

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