"I like blinking, I do." Helen Adams may have said the stupidest thing a Big Brother housemate ever said, but her fellow contestants were memorable for so many other things. Jade Goody for being racist right up until the beatification that followed her death, Brian Dowling for being gay (or was that Anna Nolan's job?), Kate Lawler for being blond, Michelle Bass for having breasts, Nasty Nick for being cunning, Chantelle for marrying Preston, Preston for divorcing Chantelle, and Pete Bennett for fucking having Tourette's.