Holy Moly! - Katie Price and Alex Reid

But the showmance must go on…

BeccaDP — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:50:14 +0000

Alex Reid still loves Katie Price, does Chantelle not mind?

Alex spoke of their (soon to be finalised) divorce, possibly hinting at a reconciliation:

“Katie and I aren’t divorced yet. I wouldn’t go back but I’d go forward with someone. Read that how you want.”

The Reidernator also admitted that he still has feelings for Katie. Big squashy heart feelings:

“I still love her, even though, recently she said she didn’t love me.”

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No Woot: WOOT

Reid our lips

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:51:26 +0000

Alex Reid says Katie Price drove him to suicide - us too Alex, us too

Fortunately for the rest of us, Alex realised that Katie Price was just 'NOT WERF IT!', and he still remains to tell the tale.

And tell the tale he did, pouring his shattered heart out to the News Of The World this weekend. It may surprise you - it surprised us - but the Alex Reid is actually quite intelligent, and uses some big words, like 'unadulterated' and 'the'.

He described his suicidal woes to the tabloid:

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Horsing around

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 09:37:48 +0000

Katie Price drags lapdog Leandro to Cheltenham, definitely not making a statement

Leandro's probably more used to bull fighting than horse racing, but his new master decided a day out at the Cheltenham Races was just what the pair needed - a day spent throwing wads of cash into the bin and trying their damndest not to pose for the preying paparazzi.

We lie. That's all they were there to do.

Look! They're all dressed up. Look! They're holding hands. Look! They're having such japes.

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Penn and can't Teller anything

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 10:20:26 +0000

Pictures of Katie Price with her new sex object Leandro Penn, he can't speak English

25-year-old Latino model, Leandro Penna, arrived in the country earlier this week and hasn't spent a minute off his mistress' leash since.

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It's Argentime for a change

John Hill — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 10:31:31 +0000

Katie Price files for divorce from Alex Reid, we thought she already had

Apparently, Jordan filed the divorce papers in court yesterday, and not that you need it, but we have a statement from an insider/The Jordan Quote Generator® about her feelings, Alex's behaviour and how grown-up they are, despite both having the mental acuity of a preoccupied toddler (via The Mirror):

“Katie wants to put the past behind her and get on with her life. The way she sees it, her marriage to Alex is over. The sooner they can put it all behind them, the sooner they can both move on.

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The Price of Dignity

HM writer — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 12:06:03 +0000

Katie Price spits a mental at Alex Reid for going out, world continues to turn

Even though Reid and Denise Welch were turned away from the Brits afterparty (oh, the shame), Price continued to bombard him with a flurry of abusive text messages as he attempted to enjoy his night out.

We really hope she's not insinuating he bumped uglies with Welch, although she'd probably be well up for it.

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Too Price-y to turn down

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:01:02 +0000

Katie Price and Alex Reid spend a post-separation spa weekend together, how cute

So it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, yes? And to celebrate Valentine's Day, many loved-up couples are likely to book a weekend away together, say to the Paris, Venice, or a country spa hotel... yes?

Katie and Alex aren't back together. And neither are Katie and Alex on good enough terms to go away and spend the weekend together. What kind of couple ends their marriage one week, and books themselves into a spa hotel together the next?

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Their media silence seems to be going well

John Hill — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 11:05:49 +0000

Katie Price to divorce Alex Reid on their one year anniversary

So who got in the final punch? Well, let's be honest, it was never going to be Alex was it...

Via The Sun:

"She decided the only way to get through to Alex was to hurt him - a skill at which she is very adept.

"She told him the moment he lost his fight to Watson she fell out of love with him.

"The truth is Alex fought like a warrior and was left with awful injuries. But instead of being proud, Katie felt shame he hadn't lived up to her expectations."

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A HILARIOUS PUN ABOUT ALEX REID BEING STUPID

John Hill — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 10:10:55 +0000

Alex Reid continues to wear wedding ring, takes a vow of silence

It's actually good news today though, as both Alex Reid and Katie Price have taken a vow of silence about their divorce. Naturally, both were released as statements to the press, but that was just so everybody knew, yeah? The actual competition doesn't start until right after it's printed in The Sun, so they're starting... NOW!

FUN FACT: Alex Reid was Tom Hank's second stunt double in Saving Private Ryan.

Their statements REID (clever, eh?) as follows:

Katie Price:

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Where could this news have come from?

John Hill — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 10:49:14 +0000

Alex Reid arrested for owning timeshares in cocaine smuggling boat

Anyway, it's been reported that big stupid Al was held back by police (not the first time he's been held back either) in 2006 over suspicions of his involvement with a £2m drug smuggling ring operating out of the French port of Toulon. It seems a bit strange that he'd use that town though, after all, we all know how much he loves Toulouse.

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