OK, pay attention. Katie Price (Jordan as she was then) met Peter Andre on I'm a Celebrity in 2004. They wed in September 2005, and to the horror / fascination of everyone who saw it, made a reality TV show in which they discussed and re-enacted sex scenes (admittedly with their clothes on). It was quite possibly the most horrible thing on television ever.

Like a supernova that blazed too brightly to last, the couple divorced in September 2009, having spawned two kids, Junior and, ahem, Princess Tiaamii. There the couple's story should have ended.

But after Price chucked new boyfriend Alex Reid live on TV after he flew across the world to propose to her, there is talk of lucrative Christmas interviews and book deals, er, I mean talk of reconciliation between Katie Price and Peter Andre. Please God, NO!