Lying down with a kangaroo, bollocks on display (its, not hers) ... looking hungover ... signing the book she "wrote" ... apparently peeing on a pile of her new books ... with her tits out ... in the I'm a Celebrity 2009 jungle ... with Peter Andre ... Katie Price taking Alex Reid for a ride up the log flume ... with huge tits ... a bottom-up view of her gusset ... in boxing gloves ... with a cross-dressing kick-boxer ... chucking Alex Reid ...

You name it, we have a picture of Katie Price doing it. The only pictures we don't have are her shitting, giving birth, or begging Peter Andre to come back. And we reckon we'll have two of those three within the year.