Holy Moly! - Lily Allen pictures

Corden he wait a bit longer

John Hill — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:56:34 +0000

James Corden reveals his love for Lily Allen in a somewhat premature autobiography

So yes, James Corden has an autobiography out. Apparently it's quite touching. Not touching like a story about homeless children with AIDS, or touching like the last letter a soldier writes home to his wife before the final push at Ypres, but still quite touching. The closest metaphor would probably be touching like when someone sneezes and someone they don't know says 'bless you'.

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Starry Starry Night

Harry Bow — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 09:17:43 +0000

London Last Night, featuring Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof, Kelly Brook and so much more

Nope, last tweet sent 12 hours ago say it was her first night out of the year... Wait - what?! That can't be right, can it? We guess time flies when you're having fun - and we've definitely had fun not looking at Geldof every day, so perhaps it is true...

Because we don't know what her job is at the moment, the only other Geldof news we have to reports is that she's gone thin. That is all. We'll keep you posted if that ever no longer becomes the case, although hopefully she'll take another seven month sabbatical so that won't be for a while.

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It's KNIT Fair (haha us)

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:26:30 +0000

Lily Allen discusses her new favourite hobby: knitting, might do a country album too

Following in the footsteps of Kate Moss and her jam making, Pearl Lowe and her lace and Alex James and his cheese, Lily Allen has found her very own country-activity to replace the bad stuff give London hacks something to write about - knitting...

Yes, Lily Rose, Keith's Daughter, Alfie's Sister, Allen-Cooper or whatever she wants us to call her has found a new hobby in her new found marital and pregnated status: the art of knitting. And it's not just any old scarves and blankets she's knitting, nope, it's cushions too...

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Not a role model

John Hill — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:38:45 +0000

Lily Allen gets called a bitch, responds by calling fan fat, fan becomes anorexic

Of course Lily Allen, like any self-respecting former bulimic, knows this, and is in no mood to let any of those balloon-shaped fleshbags give her any lip about anything, ever. No way. Not a chance. Especially not with those droopy diabetic titties they all have. So when one of them, a certain Olivia Davies, tells Lily over Twitter that her face 'makes her sick', it's hardly surprising good ol' Lil comes straight back at the fatfaced fuck:

Olivia: 'Rhino eating a hippo' Davies: "Your face makes me sick, you disgusting bitch."

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Not Lucy In Administration

John Hill — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 10:13:52 +0000

Lily Allen's shop moves locations, she threatens to sue anyone who says otherwise

Not that we're talking about any businesses in particular here. Just musing on the way of the world, chatting about how things sometimes are, theory for theory's sake.

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Jolly polo sticks

Gemma Exley — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:29:35 +0000

Celebs flock to watch men on horse-back waving mallets around in the rain, looks fun

Polo used to be a posh game before Katie Price ruined centuries of prestige by riding in on her pink horsebox, but the sport was still trying to cling onto some sense of dignity over the weekend at the Veuve Clicquot Gold Cup Final. A bit of a mixed result on the style front really - we've got bonafide horsey type Jodie Kidd trying to single-handedly bring back C&A and 14-year-old Chloe Moretz pouting like daddy wouldn't buy her a pony so she needs to find a special uncle friend to treat her instead :-/

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The KKK(K)

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 12:03:38 +0000

London last night: Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne, Katie Price and a hammered Ke$ha

It was mainly the females who were out in force last night. We don't tend to use the word 'douche'. In fact, we completely avoid using the word 'douche'. It's the French name for shower ffs. But someone who we reckon uses the word 'douche' on daily basis is Kelly Osbourne. She was out at the infamous Box Club last night, and funnily enough, looked like a massive douche herself. Those sunglasses are actually very nice, Kelly, but what use do they hold WHEN IT'S PITCH FUCKING BLACK OUTSIDE. No wonder she's gripping onto that David Schwimmer lookalike like he's some kind of guide.

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Lucy In Disguise...with Pound signs in their eyes

Robin Darke — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:37:27 +0000

Lucy In Disguise has finally opened its online store, with up to 22 designs ready to buy

When Lily Allen announced that she was quitting the music business to open up a boutique, people were skeptical. It seemed to be the equivalent of a soap star leaving to 'crack Hollywood'. It seemed unlikely that it was going to be a long term success, but they have achieved an astronomical amount in such a short period of time. Debuting in Harvey Nichols a few weeks ago and a mainstay in Vogue, Lucy In Disguise bring vintage styles to the modern woman, with some affordable styles that have an individual twist. Yes, really.

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No fear

Mr. HM — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 13:31:02 +0000

Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have got married and here are the pictures to prove it

Lily was given away by dad Keith and watched by guests such as Harry Enfield and Angus Deayton. Bridesmaids included Miquita Oliver and were joined by Lucy in Disguise sister Sarah, who wasn't shy about showing off her tits. Lets be honest, neither outshone the bride - who wore Delphine Manivet.

Brother Alfie was there too - rocking some fairly interesting shades and after the ceremony the couple drove off in a vintage Bentley to Lily's gaff in Stroud for a party.

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Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy, vintage clothing shop part owner

John Hill — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 09:53:29 +0000

Lily Allen still wants to be famous, just not for her music, but what else can she do?

Unfortunately for the sweet little mite she's decided not to do music anymore, so is going to have to give all fun stuff up now and join the rat race, just chasing that cheese day after day, central line from Stratford, change at Bank and then on to Boots in Tooting. Don't ask us why she'd go all that way to work in Tooting, after all, she's a rockstar and won't be held down by our preconcieved social notions. (Via The Sunday Times Style)

'That's why I made that decision. I still want to be famous I just don't want to sing.'

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