Imagine Lindsay Lohan's breasts, but with nothing between you and them.

Yes, Lindsay topless. Imagine.

Sadly, despite everything, Lohan's a little bit too classy to actually get them out and be photographed with some other girl rubbing lotion over them or anything. Sadly.

But topless she is in the stories below. Enjoy. Then check out the ones where Lindsay's taking off her underwear. You would. You know you would.