Holy Moly! - Peaches Geldof tattoos

Peaches and scream!

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 10:35:43 +0000

Peaches Geldof in five person orgy, naked pictures ahoy!

For some unfathomable reason, The Sun - who reported the story - have chosen not to publish the pic of the orgy itself "to spare the blushes of Peaches", which to us feels like the biggest crime of the century. It's Red Nose Day, after all, let everyone have a good laugh!

It apparently shows her squashed between the naked bodies of two female friends, so we'll let your imagination do the rest while we run to the corner of the room and project this morning's breakfast into the bin.

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Sat, 26 Jun 2010 10:12:48 +0000

Peaches Geldof takes her top off, ruins our weekend

There's seven photos. Look if you dare. We could always just describe them to you instead?

Let's go from top to bottom...

Facially, she looks - as ever - like a cross between Harry Redknapp and Droopy Dog... i.e. really quite ugly. We can only think of one benefit of somebody giving Peaches Geldof a job, and that is - that once she'd combined her earnings with Daddy's money - she may finally be able to afford to purchase a new face.

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Juicy orange Peaches

Fri, 28 May 2010 11:25:28 +0000

Peaches Geldof goes out on the town after SATC2 premiere, looks a right state

With her tits bursting out of her eyesore of a dress, Peaches was looking every bit as tacky as usual.

Either she'd fallen asleep on her sun-bed or she'd been bathing in a tub of fake tan the night before, because in some of these photos she looks like a walking baked bean (just a lot less tasty). To make matters worse her awful tattoos were exposed for the world to see.

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Booby prize

HM writer — Fri, 14 May 2010 11:38:53 +0000

Peaches Geldof exposes breast, doesn't comment on possible pregnancy

But the annual Young Hollywood Awards didn't just play host to Peaches' offensive tit (and her breasts), also on the red carpet was the welcome return of the world's most masculine man James Maslow, who'd sadly didn't have time to curl his eyelashes on this occasion, the new Noah Cyrus Cecilla Cassini Reviews

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Peaches and scream

HM writer — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 11:24:25 +0000

Peaches Geldof reportedly furious over scandal, spokesperson releases statement

We published every last sordid detail until our eyes bled yesterday, but here's a reminder of the best bits.

Ben alleged:

"Things got hot and heavy and before I know it we're naked. We had a naked dance party on her bed. Then we did it every way possible."

Followed by him waking up in a Scientology centre in LA adding:

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Ultimate Low

HM writer — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:28:47 +0000

Peaches Geldof models for Ultimo (again)

Peaches was laughing all the way to the bank as she declared:

''I'm loving working with Miss Ultimo, and had fun modelling their unique designs. The underwear is flirty and fun, yet comfortable and it fits perfectly – the Carousel Collection is my favourite yet.''

Meanwhile, Ultimo boss Michelle Mone must have ben held at gun point when she added:

''Peaches looks fabulous in the new collection and epitomises everything about the brand; young, fresh and fashion-forward.''

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Daisy quite contrary

Mr. HM — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:06:36 +0000

Peaches Geldof unveils new Ultimo lingerie range, with free tattoo

To be fair, if you stand 12ft away from the monitor and squint these don't look half bad. It's just those damn tattoos. Oh, and I suppose I have a bit of a problem with her face. Or specifically her mouth.

She has the teeth of an adult thumbsucker, which i'm sure you'll agree guys is a MASSIVE turn on.

Peaches, we like you, in a weird way.

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Peaches Geldof tattoos

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:28:42 +0000

Super Tag

Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof (to give her her full name) and tattoos. What's not to like? Face like an Angel; body and voice like, well, a Vanessa I imagine. A dirty one.

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Uh-oh Ultimo

HM writer — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:39:06 +0000

Peaches Geldof models Ultimo underwear again

Last time we saw Peaches modeling Ultimo bra and pants she was in a bowling alley and American style diner with her hair tied up in a tea towel, and showing how versatile she can be by standing up, standing to the side, sitting down, standing up again and lying down. The look and style was pretty much applied to these pics too.

Peaches has said of her role as 'Miss Ultimo':

"It's better for young people to see someone like me modelling than a skinny model.

"I have an achievable body."

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Peaches and the cream

Mr. HM — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:05:10 +0000

Peaches Geldof snapped with mystery man

Nice tattoo on her arm there (PIC 3) - 'Jordan' somethingorother which looks possibly like 'Bummer'.

Lovely. Almost as nice as that shitty unicorn/daisy hybrid on her thigh, which despite what people say WILL NOT look like a straw painting on a paper bag in 30 years time.

Still, being positive - nice dress (but get him to brush his teeth love- he looks like Mick Jones' dad).

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Holy Moly! - Peaches Geldof tattoos

Peaches and scream!

*cries*

Juicy orange Peaches

Booby prize

Peaches and scream

Ultimate Low

Daisy quite contrary

Peaches Geldof tattoos

Uh-oh Ultimo

Peaches and the cream

cries