Ah, Ricky Martin. Remember June 2009? That's when we ran the "are these the first pictures of Ricky Martin's boyfriend" story. Now, fast forward 9 months to March 2010 when Ricky came out on his website, announcing that he was a "fortunate homosexual man".

What? Surely not. You mean even though he's a dad and goes to parties with female models, he's gay. I would never have guessed. OK, I did guess.

Even this quote couldn't put me off the scent: "Whether I've been with a cow, a broom, an aeroplane, or with a woman, it's no one's business ... Sure, I have a big gay following, but when I'm singing I don't have girls or boys or horses or grandparents in mind - my music is everyone." Ricky Martin: He's been with a cow but doesn't sing to horses. Got it.