Holy Moly! - 50 Cent

Get rich and die anyway

John Hill — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:31:23 +0000

50 Cent says that he's going to die soon, is a very sad gangsta indeed

Strangely, all 50 Cent's recent negativity seems to have come after he visited Africa for the World Cup where he saw REAL POVERTY, or it might just be that the vuvuzuelas actually damaged his brain. It's not that hard to believe. Still, whatever it is that's making him crackabonk probably won't be doing it for much longer, as he seems to be close to the edge, just trying not to lose his head.

"I have lost all the faith in the team I'm on. I having nothing left to say I will not be promoting my music.

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Twits!

Gemma Exley — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:49:46 +0000

Celebrity twitter: top ten WTF twitpics, revealing or just slightly bizarre

In no particular order, we've got a bit of side-boob courtesy of Miley Cyrus, a make-up-free Katy Perry from Russell Brand, a topless pic of Melissa George sent via her boyfriend Russell Simmons, Demi Moore's arse from 'doting' then husband Ashton Kutcher, Nicole 'Coco' Austin's breasts from the lady herself, Courtney Love's arse also from the lady herself, Tori Spellings tits from her less than supportive chest husband, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber in a parallel universe, Kim Kardashian revealing her true colours, and 50 Cent antagonisi

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The Soul provider

John Hill — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 10:45:53 +0000

The VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul: 50 Cent says divas are anal, Florence Welch looks nice

Also, 50 Cent and Chaka Khan, now that's an image to treasure. Speaking to NYMAG, Fifty Cents had this to say about the wrath of Khan:

“Me, like a diva? Well, I like to think I’m pretty anal. That’s what diva means, to be anal, pay attention to detail and to have expectations of it being executed; to earn it’s actually being done, because we don’t have divas that didn’t actually work to get into the space that they’re in. And Chaka Khan is definitely the definition of diva, that’s why it’s exciting for me to be here tonight,"

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See Snatch or Die Tryin'

Gemma Exley — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:15:22 +0000

50 Cent says he's looking forward to seeing Lindsay Lohan's c**ch in Playboy

Talking to HollyScoop.com, 50 Cent said:

"I always wondered what Lindsay's c**ch looked like. Ever thought about it? I'll check it out and see what happens.

"$1 million to pose nude is the same thing strippers do almost every day for way less.

"If they give you $1 million, does that change the status of what you've done? If I pay $100 to see a c**ch, is it the same thing as paying a $1 million when you're a movie star or celebrity? The same transaction? Or is it socially different? Does it register different because of how much?"

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32 Pence

John Hill — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 11:27:34 +0000

50 Cent makes jokes about Japanese earthquake, gives Gaddafi money to charity

So what did the bullet-ridden rascal say? Only a selection of the funniest things you'll read all morning, that's what (via Twitter):

Man I hate to say this but the world is coming to a end. Look at japan tell the people you value you love them.

US west coast TUSNAMI watch f*ck this I'm going back to new york.

Hawaii under a watch this sh*t is crazy. I can't swim

Now they are saying they know its gonna hit the west coast damn

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50 Cent

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 14:17:59 +0000

Twitter Username: twitter.com/50CENT

Having been shot nine times, 50 Cent/ Fiddy/ Curtis Jackson, rose to fame in 2003 with the song 'In Da Club'. He tried his turn at acting in his own biopic Get Rich or Die Tryin' in 2005 and has since acted in a few films. He is set to release his fifth album later in 2011. He has been accused of being sexist and homophobic on Twitter, but he tends to finish every tweet with LOL, which makes it fine...LOL.

His album, Curtis lost out to Kanye West's Graduation when they were released in the same week. Sadly 50 Cent did not keep his promise and quit the music industry.

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Occupation: Rapper/actor

Best Work: Getting rich and not dying tryin'

Worst Work: Baby by Me

Worth: Â£Â£Â£Â£

Most Likely To: offend the entire world on Twitter and then adding LOL

Date of Birth: 06/07/1975

Paps: 40

Slaps: 23

Get Rich or Tweet Tryin'

Harry Bow — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 11:21:59 +0000

50 Cent earns $8.7million by tweeting about a company he has a stake in, is that legal?

There's going to be a big crackdown on Twittering celebs making money by trying to get the public to buy over-priced water etc (or, in the instance of Peaches Geldof, endorsing existentialist novels), but in the meantime, 50 Cent has just netted $8.7 million after ramping up his own stock via one single tweet.

Fiddy/Curtis Jackson told his followers to buy stock in a headphone business he partly owns, writing:

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Just a LOL bit...

HM writer — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 11:49:35 +0000

50 Cent still Tweeting and LOL'ing, now accused of homophobia

Charming!

His account had been suspended after he posted x-rated and misogynistic images, but he's allowed back on, although Twitter have blocked his picture posting abilities... Which is a shame...

But now he's in more trouble after being accused of homophobia forTweeting:

"If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol."

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B.L.I.M.P.

Mr. HM — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:21:36 +0000

50 cent apparently puts on 4 stone in a week, one hell of a diet

The original weight loss photos were posted on 27th May, with Fiddy or Curtis or whatever you want to call him saying he was paying tribute to a friend whilst filming "Things Fall Apart". Who was the friend? Rachel Zoe?

Anyway, that must have happened about 6 months ago surely - no-one can put that amount of weight on that quickly - not even Hannah Waterman.

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Take Him To the Candy Shop (quickly!)

HM writer — Thu, 27 May 2010 11:28:36 +0000

50 Cent loses four stone, posts terrifying pictures on Twitter

50 Cent admitted that he survived on a liquid only diet (also favoured by Lindsay Lohan and Kerry Katona) and exercised with three-hour-a-day walks on a treadmill for a total of nine weeks.

And he did all this to play a football star who is diagnosed with cancer in upcoming film, 'Things Fall Apart'.

Which only sounds slightly more uplifting than this... (Not to be confused with 'Pimp', also starring Danny Dyer, and the only notable difference being the prostitutes).

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