• Name: Abi Titmuss
  • Age: 35
  • Occupation: Glamour Model/TV Personality
  • Best work: Celebrity Love Island
  • Worst work: John Leslie
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: some black woman
  • Most likely to: "lez up in the bath"

Appropriately-named former nurse who got famous after having it off with serial loin loiterer, John Leslie, and then standing by him while he helped police with their rape enquiries. Abi’s nursey norks soon made their way onto the centrespreads of lads’ mags - there was a really good one where she was sort of spitting milk down her bosoms while chewing her hair. Um, apparently. Also went on Celebrity Love Island and Deadline and wrote a naughty confessional book about her oh-so-racy sexual fantasiezzzzzzz.

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