• Name: Agyness Deyn
  • Age: 28
  • Occupation: Model
  • Best work: Henry Holland T-shirts
  • Worst work: Wearing eight outfits at once
  • Worth: £££
  • Significant others: men in indie bands and skinny jeans
  • Most likely to: Launch a range of Union Flag lingerie

Lancastrian model who famously worked in a chip shop back when she was plain old Laura Hollins and hadn’t yet changed her name according to the magic wisdom conjured up by a magic warlock with some precious runes and a tasty onion bap. Stands out from the rest of her mates (Pixie Geldof, Alice Dellal, Daisy Lowe et al) because a) she is extremely tall and b) Daddy never bought her a pony.

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