Poor Alec. You win an Oscar nomination for your role in The Cooler, host Saturday Night Live a dozen times, campaign for animal rights, win a Golden Globe for your starring role in hit comedy series 30 Rock - and still all anyone remembers is that you shouted vile obscenities into your poor little twelve-year-old daughter’s answerphone that one time. And you’d have got away with it too, if it wasn’t for that pesky kid (and her mum Kim Basinger, who was rumoured to have leaked the tape.)