• Name: Alesha Dixon
• Age: 31
• Occupation: Singer/Dancer
• Best Work: Scandalous
• Worst work: Not kicking Javine in the fanny
• Worth: £
• Significant Others: ex- MC Harvey
• Most Likely to: Have the last laugh
• PAPS: 203
• SLAPS: 168

Started out in amazing female rap trio Mis-Teeq (so-so-so-scandalous), then tried a solo career, which had disappointing results, but not as disappointing as her marriage, which ended when hopeless hubby MC Harvey of So Solid Crew ran off with Javine Hylton and promptly got her up the duff. Alesha had the last laugh though - by mastering the paso doble, winning Strictly Come Dancing, and waltzing back into the Top Ten. The boy does nothing - but the winner takes it all.