Kym Marsh and Jamie Lomas United for Unicef gala: footballers spend night with Hollyoaks cast, no-one surprised 29/11/2010 - 13:23 by John Hill You might not think we know much about manly stuff here at HM, like fighting, chopping wood, crying during Gladiator and football (despite a pseudonym that says the opposite). Well, you'd be wrong. We all love football. We love it so much we've just been bursting to tell you all the facts about the game. All of them. For instance, did you know Trevor Francis was the first million pound British player, bought by Nottingham Forest from Birmingham? See, finally something you can use as sparkling after-dinner conversation. Comments: 4
Anti-Rooney graffiti on Nike store in Manchester - now cleaned off Wayne Rooney signs five-year Man Utd contract - what a Roo-Turn! 22/10/2010 - 14:08 by Ollie Irish Gotcha! Where is Jeremy Beadle when you need him… Stop the press!! Wayne Rooney is not going anywhere, folks. The potato-faced chancer has signed a new five-year contract at Manchester United, only days after saying he wanted to leave as the club couldn't match his lofty ambitions - yeah, cause Fergie has only won about 30 trophies, innit. Sheesh. Why the huge Roo-Turn? Was this what Rooney and his team wanted all along - a fat new contract - or was his decison influenced by the gang of 40 hoodie-wearing United fans who turned up on his doorstep in Cheshire last night with a placard that read, "If you join City, you're dead"? (The same message was also daubed in big, scary letters on the side of the Nike store in Manchester.) Comments: 0