Holy Moly! - Alexandra Burke

Who ate slugs? BEAR ATE SLUGS

John Hill — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:15:53 +0000

London Last Night: Bear Grylls, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ant and Dec!

NO WAY. Today we've got….

JAKE GYLLENHAAL!
BEAR GRYLLS!

Fuck. Ok, fine, it's not quite the extravaganza we were hoping for but nonetheless, they're still people and they deserve your respect and love just like every other human being on the plant does. Remember, treat others like you yourself would like to be treated. Even that one from Dancing with Strictly Ice In The Attic who seems to have dressed herself using only a onesie and a bucket of black paint.

Anyway, here they are...

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Please avoid all 'ripe peach' puns

Gemma Exley — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:44:58 +0000

London Last Night: TOWIE, Pixie, Tinie, Preggie Peachie and more

So, last night, while you were at home simply dreaming about mint-based cocktails and goats cheese tartlets, London's finest celebrities were out LIVING IT. Except for Peaches, who is pregnant - no alcohol or unpasteurised milky treats for her. She was out at the May Fair hotel for the Muppets premiere after party, while her sister was in Shoreditch for an Instyle party.

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They're probably notta gonna win

John Hill — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:37:04 +0000

Mario Kart 7 launch: Alexandra Burke, Robert Sheehan and Jack Whitehall

Alongside Alexandra at the launch we had Alice Dellal, Anton Ferdinand, Blake Harrison, Dom Joly, Jack Whitehall, Leah Weller, Lemar, Matthew Horne, Michelle Williams, Nat Weller, Robert Sheehan and Rufus Hound. Yeah, that's right girls, if you want Robert Sheehan back in your life, maybe the best way is to get good at Mario Kart. Or star in a West End play. Your choice.

Anyway, you're probably much more interested in seeing footage of the game than pictures of celebrities, this being Holy Moly and all, so here you go. Review should be up shortly...

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Why was Olly Murs there?

Harry Bow — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:34:17 +0000

Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards 2011: The red carpet arrivals and winners

The Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards seemed to largely be an X Factor-based event, which was pleasant for everyone since Simon Cowell had reportedly given them a large boot up the arse earlier in the day. Tulisa and Kelly are apparently friends again, which is nice, although maybe not so much for Alexandra Burke, who was also in attendance and probably now has nothing to ruin do this weekend.

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Extra special Gests

Gemma Exley — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 09:49:06 +0000

Jodie Marsh & Caprice out for David Gest's Michael Jackson prem, Jacko would be so proud

Following the pop tribute concert which featured Craig David, who better to honour Jacko than Caprice and Jodie Marsh? The latter has a tattoo of him on her arm alongside a drawing of a coat hanger and hammer, whilst the former has some other stuff in common with him, too - like the fact that they both look/ed really really great for their age.

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“This is just the beginning”

Tim Chipping — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:21:04 +0000

X Factor Flops - is it the last we'll see of them?

We can count X Factor winner success stories on one of Steve Brookstein’s clenched fists.

In order of career safety, they are…

Leona Lewis
Alexandra Burke

Um…

Er…

Shayne Ward’s in that musical now.

Oh.

Some of the runners up are faring better:

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Poor MJ

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 11:43:20 +0000

All the pictures from the Michael Jackson tribute concert, including CRAIG DAVID!

Who better to lead the pack in paying tribute to Michael Jackson than his favourite artist, and one of the defining popstars of our generation, Craig David?

He wasn't the only megastar on offer either.

X Factor winner Alexandra Burke did a little song (and looked a little odd intruding on a Jackson family photo), X Factor runners-up JLS performed Blame It On The Boogie with three fifths of the original Jackson 5 and another X Factor winner Leona Lewis belted out I'll Be There. You always forget that X Factor was Michael Jackson's favourite reality television programme.

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Wooooah FASHION!

Gemma Exley — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:24:31 +0000

Vogue Fashion's Night Out London: Gillan, Tulisa, Paltrow, two Geldofs and MORE!

Except, this is a suspicion, and only a suspicion, but we reckon when the Comfort Prima High Street Awards people got in touch with Vogue and asked if they could be placed on the official FNO rota, Anna Wintour's lot raised an eyebrow (or tried to) and said "yes, but only if you can guarantee that it will round up all those unsightly types and keep them as far away from Bond Street as possible." And da-dah, it worked!

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She thought the invite said 'women show your rear' awards

Gemma Exley — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 08:54:29 +0000

GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2011: red carpet arrivals, winners and Abbey Clancy's knickers

Obviously women dominated the red carpet at the man-themed event, with Abbey Clancy and Holly Valance competing over underwear exposure (Clancy won). Lara Stone actually won a Man of the Year award, which is a bit weird - what are GQ trying to tell us? David Walliams is currently swimming through sewage (not a euphemism for the red carpet) so couldn't attend, but there were a few other couples - Jamie Cullum and Sophie Dahl, Kelly Brook and that guy, Daisy Lowe and Matt Smith, the latter of which picked up a prize for Best Dressed.

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Red! No, black! No, red! No, hang on, it doesn't actually matter!

Tim Chipping — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:55:08 +0000

Red Or Black - What's That All About Then Eh?

The first thought that troubled us is fairly major to the continued success of Red Or Black.

Since every episode will end with a complete stranger facing the 50/50 chance of winning a million pounds, where exactly is the tension? Could we not replace the hour and a half of patience-trying close ups of people looking nervous as they fail to understand probablilty, with just a 30 second clip of a person either being given a million pounds or not being given a million pounds. Because essentially that's all this is.

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