• Name: Alfie Allen
• Age: 23
• Occupation: Actor
• Best Work: Atonement
• Worst work: Lyrics to Lily song 'Alfie'
• Worth: £
• Significant Others: Jaime Winstone
• Most Likely to: outshine the whole Allen family
• PAPS: 119
• SLAPS: 127

It is unclear how the little brother of popstar Lily Allen and son of actor Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owens found such successful work as an actor at such a you....oh we’re only jesting, he’s quite good actually. Remember Keira Knightley’s halfwit servant in Atonement? And that stage play Equus where he took over from Daniel Radcliffe and got his knob out? He’s come a long way since he says he had behavioural problems as a child, and Lily wrote her song Alfie about his teenage bedroom stinking of jazz cigarettes. And then there was that time the cops came cos he’d thrown a punch at his poor old muvver. He now dates Ray Winstone’s daughter Jaime. They look like a couple who shout at each other a lot.