It is unclear how the little brother of popstar Lily Allen and son of actor Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owens found such successful work as an actor at such a you....oh we’re only jesting, he’s quite good actually. Remember Keira Knightley’s halfwit servant in Atonement? And that stage play Equus where he took over from Daniel Radcliffe and got his knob out? He’s come a long way since he says he had behavioural problems as a child, and Lily wrote her song Alfie about his teenage bedroom stinking of jazz cigarettes. And then there was that time the cops came cos he’d thrown a punch at his poor old muvver. He used to date Ray Winstone’s daughter Jaime, but even she had trouble finding anything of worth in the little tyke.