Holy Moly! - Alfie Allen

A cross between The Committments and Hollyoaks

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 11:54:04 +0000

Watch the official trailer for Powder, it's got that Alfie Allen in it

We've watched this trailer twice now and we've come to the decision that Powder is a cross between The Committments and Hollyoaks. But with more emphasis placed on the Hollyoaks part.

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Net-ball

Gemma Exley — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:52:37 +0000

Net-a-Porter Dolce & Gabbana party: 2 Pixies, 2 Geldofs, 1 Osbourne and 1 Knowles attend

Come on Net-a-Porter, wake-up and send us our daily shopping suggestions - you can't be that hung-over… The party they hosted for Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce last night at Westfield look fairly civilised, in the way that events based around standing about and breathing in have to be... No idea how Naomi Campbell refrained from giving into the temptation of chucking her phone at bobble-heads Pixie Geldof, Peaches Geldof and Kelly Osbourne.

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Glamourarse

Mr. HM — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 08:31:59 +0000

Glamour Woman of the Year awards: Kim Kardashian, Jessie J, Adele win underserved awards

The criteria for awards like this usually go like this: If it's the 2011 awards then the prizes are dished out based on 2010 achievements, you know, seeing as we are only in JUNE of 2011. So, on this basis, these awards are a birrova joke.

No matter how much the world is kissing her very talented arse, Adele did not release one second of music in 2010.

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Wild Weekends indeed

John Hill — Thu, 05 May 2011 11:13:27 +0000

Attack The Block premiere: all the stars, plus Louis Theroux as Robinson Crusoe

Anyway, this isn't about Joe Cornish and his surprising face. No, this is about you lot and your neverending thirst for pictures of British actors and TV stars who were slightly famous in the late 90s and early 2000's. Like Anthony Head. Remember him, from Nescafé and Buffy The Sarah Michelle Gellar Career Slayer? that's right, he's here at the premiere, shirt untucked and everything.

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The Jean Genies sadly absent

Mr. HM — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:23:33 +0000

Levis launch new curve jeans, throws some celebrity curve balls

Dont know about you, but Pixie Geldof is looking the picture of health isn't she? She should model for some biotic yoghurt advert, or sparkling water or Berocca or something - she'd sure convince me of the benefits of 8 hours sleep and drinking 2 litres a day.

Who needs a revolutionary new style of jeans anyway? How different can they be? Do they have three legs or a whole to shit through? Answer: No.

Still, nice of Liam Gallagher to turn up and use the photographers to promote his own clothing line. I might try that at the next Heat Magazine party.

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Rimming glasses

HM writer — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:24:27 +0000

Mahiki swamped with soup, athelete Michael Rimmer passes out drunk

Not even The Bill's Louisa Lytton or make-up artist to the stars (and Michelle Heaton) Phil Turner wanted to sit through Dyer's new film, so instead headed to Mahiki where they were greeted by some of The Saturdays (bereft at the May Fair's closure), Leah and Natt Weller, Jason Derulo, and athelete Michael Rimmer (haha), who collapsed outside the club after drinking many a cocktail treasure chest dry and spotting Alfie Allen attempting to get his cock out...

Soup strike two!

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Bruno finally wins an award!

Mr. HM — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:16:44 +0000

The Evening Standard Film Awards winners and red carpet pictures

The winners

Best film: Fish Tank

Best actor: Andy Serkis – Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Best actress: Anne-Marie Duff – Nowhere Boy

Best screenplay: Jesse Armstrong/Simon Blackwell/Armando Iannucci/Tony Roche – In the Loop

Most promising newcomer: Peter Strickland for his direction and screenplay of Katalin Varga

Peter Sellers award for comedy: Sacha Baron Cohen – Bruno

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Arrested development

HM writer — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:16:21 +0000

Jaime Winstone arrested on suspicion of drink-driving

Jamie was with boyfriend Alfie Allen at Soho's Quo Vadis before returning to her car parked outsied and being stopped by police. The actress, who starred in the unwatchable 'Donkey Punch' and is now appearing on the stage in The Fastest Clock In The Universe, was taken to Charing Cross police station for questioning.

Alfie was spotted talking to police as they drove off in her car.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said:

"At approximately 12.15am a woman was arrested in Frith Street, Soho, on suspicion of driving while under the influence of alcohol.

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Glamourous woman?

HM writer — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:40:53 +0000

The Glamour Awards 2008

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Alfie Allen

Mr. HM — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:51:09 +0000

It is unclear how the little brother of popstar Lily Allen and son of actor Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owens found such successful work as an actor at such a you....oh we’re only jesting, he’s quite good actually. Remember Keira Knightley’s halfwit servant in Atonement? And that stage play Equus where he took over from Daniel Radcliffe and got his knob out? He’s come a long way since he says he had behavioural problems as a child, and Lily wrote her song Alfie about his teenage bedroom stinking of jazz cigarettes.

Image: alfieallen.jpg

Occupation: Actor

Best Work: Atonement

Worst Work: Lyrics to Lily song 'Alfie'

Worth: £

Most Likely To: outshine the whole Allen family

Date of Birth: 12/09/1986

Paps: 263

Slaps: 299