• Name: Alicia Keys
• Age: 29
• Occupation: Musician
• Best Work: If I can't have you
• Worst work: Unbreakable
• Worth: ££££
• Significant Others: A confirmed batchelor
• Most Likely to: Hide personal trauma behind music
• PAPS: 127
• SLAPS: 139

American R’n’B star with a massive pair of lungs and a perfect pair of piano-playing hands. Classically-trained at music school in New York, Alicia Keys, who really does have the same name as the most important parts of a piano, is a keen composer and had her first whopper hit with Falling. Jonathan Ross once asked her to teach him to play the piano on telly - he wasn’t very good. This may or may not be why she went a bit bonkers and ran away to Egypt to recuperate from the pressures of fame. Still, she’ll soon be playing a child piano prodigy in a film with Halle Berry. Which is odd, seeing as she’s nearly thirty.