• Name: Ashlee Simpson
• Age: 25
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: Outta My Head
• Worst work: La La
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Pete Wentz
• Most Likely to: Rebel unconvincingly
• PAPS: 122
• SLAPS: 130

Ashlee became the envy of a million emo girls, and emerged from big sister Jessica's shadow, when she married Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz in 2008. The plastic 'punk' has also eclipsed Jess in her music career, with each of her three albums selling massively in the States. In hit 'La La' she sings that 'you can throw me like a boomerang, I'll come back and beat you up,' but somehow we don't quite believe her. Rumours that the girls' parents are called Marge and Homer are unfounded.