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ASHLEY COLE

Ashley Cole

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  • Name: Ashley Cole
  • Age: 29
  • Occupation: Footballer
  • Best Work: Getting the number 3 shirt at Chelsea
  • Worst work: The phone scandal
  • Worth: £££££££££££££££££
  • Significant Others: Cheryl Cole
  • Most Likely to: Get drunk and land inside a woman other than his wife
  • PAPS: 159
  • SLAPS: 198

Chelsea footballer nicknamed Cashley for his preposterously high wage demands; also plays for England. Started off at Arsenal and got fined £75,000 after doing dodgy deals with Chelsea in a “tapping-up” scandal - but still moved teams anyway. Counteracted rumours about his sexuality by not only marrying Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud but also cheating on her with a drunk blonde who kissed and told the tabloids. He persuaded poor tearful Chezza to take him back -but was soon in trouble with the cops for being drunk and disorderly again, when his wife was on a Comic Relief trip to Africa.

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