Holy Moly! - Balthazar Getty

Waking Up In Vegas. Alone

Gemma Exley — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:26:16 +0000

Katy Perry makes appearance in Vegas, shows Russell what he's missing (a crap night out)

A small prize from the HM stationary cupboard for the person who comes up with the best caption for whatever Hilton is saying on the phone.

FYI, we say it looks like a crap night, but if it's anything to do with charity, we apologise... We see the big cheque book has come up - it could be for a good cause or just because Hilton's got large hands.

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Patrick Stewart took this party to warp nine, possibly

John Hill — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:33:24 +0000

Golden Globes 2012: W Magazine party: Benedict Cumberbatch, Emma Stone, Charlize Theron

For starters, Patrick Stewart was there, and he doesn't even get out of bed for less than a comedy animater voiceover these days. It wasn't just Patrick trying his best not to cry about how homesick he was though, he was joined by Benedict Cumberbatch, Agnyness Deyn, Rufus Sewell and Tilda Swinton on the British team, while the effervescent, charming, beautiful, engaging, smart Emma Stone had Charlize Theron, the mysterious Elizabeth Olsen, Liev Schreiber, Lydia Hearst, Jessica Biel, Johnny Knoxville and Kelsey Grammer's eccentric facial hair on her American side.

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Lohan Gettys her man again

Mr. HM — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:05:57 +0000

Lindsay Lohan goes for Balthazar Getty, inevitable.

Yes Lindsay, who has barely worked since 'Herbie Rides Again' and has spent more time in court than Judge Judy has apparently fallen for multi-millionaire oli-heir Balthazar Getty (Last seen hanging out of the back of Sienna Miller before running back to his wife). We can't think of one reason why she'd be attracted to the billionaire, but they were dry humping like epileptics sellotaped together last week in an LA nightclub.

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Miller's cross...

Drake Scorpio — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:44:02 +0000

Sienna Miller loses it with an interviewer over Getty question

Brit actress Miller (pictured arriving back in the UK yesterday and going straight to Oasis's gig at the Roundhouse) clearly hasn't been turning up for her media training as instead of a politician-style swerve of the awkward question, she decided to tell Fox FM's Adam Richard to "piss off" before calling him a "douche bag".

But to be fair to the actress (which admittedly we seldom are), Richard's interview technique does seem to come somewhere between Jeremy Paxman and Roy Chubby Brown.

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Balthazar Getty

chrisns — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:04:57 +0000

The millioniare great grandson of Jean Paul Getty is most notorious in this country for being photographed by the tabloids 'romping' with Sienna Miller, an affair that ended her relationship with Rhys Ifans and brought into question his eight-year marriage (of which there are four children). However (who knew?) he is also fairly successful as an actor, most notably playing one of the ridiculously good looking siblings in US TV drama Brothers and Sisters. Despite his high-profile naughtiness, his wife has not yet divorced him. It's amazing what a handsome heir to billions can get away with.

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Occupation: Oil heir / actor

Best Work: Brothers and Sisters

Worst Work: Playing a gas station attendant in Natural Born Killers

Worth: ££££

Significant Other: Married to Rosetta Millington / shagging Sienna Miller

Most Likely To: Indulge in some yacht-based infidelity

Date of Birth: 22/01/1975

Paps: 231

Slaps: 270

The Female Yawn-uch

chrisns — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Bitchy bitch Sienna Miller bitches about bitchy bitches

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Miller thriller is just filler

chrisns — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Sienna Miller to shoot movie with lover Balthazar Getty

So it has come to pass that Sienna and her bloke, Balthazar Getty (not so much an actor as a Scrabble move), are hoping to work on a film together. But what's this? They don't have a script (they're 'looking' for one), but they just love the idea of working together.

They will inevitably sell this as some incredible collision of talent but it is the lowest form of spotlight-prostitution that anyone can stoop to and the result will no doubt be little more than a 90-minute shot of two turds bobbling listlessly in a broken toilet bowl.

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The Sunday Papers

chrisns — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000

We scour the rags - so you don't have to...

Paris Hilton at a party dressed like a whore?!

In other news, water is wet and night is dark.

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D'ough

chrisns — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:00:00 +0000

Sienna Miller's man is not as rich as previously thought

Sienna is perhaps (literally) banking on the fact that her stolen beau's surname was 'Getty', meaning he was part of one of the richest families in the world not to own Manchester City.

Oh. Unfortunately it looks as though Balthazar Getty isn't actually that rich at all, and gets no income whatsoever from the family fortune.

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