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Sun, 24 Apr 2011 11:38:06 +0000

Kerry Katona to collaborate with Basshunter, musically not sexually

The track is called 'You're Not Alone' - in a dedication to Mark Croft perhaps - and it's going to be this year's Summer hit. Apparently.

A source told the Sunday Mirror:

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No need for the 'B' in that name is there mate

Mr. HM — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:30:31 +0000

Jonas Basshunter accused of sexual assault as well as crimes against music

Basshunter, to music what razor blades are to a baby's nappy, is accused of grabbing the women by the hair and pushing their heads towards his groin (like this?!) and pulling up one of the women's dresses.

Obviously mistaking Fife for an average day in crazy sex mad Sweden, Jonas was arrested two days later and ordered to appear before Magistrates.

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The end of days

Mr. HM — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:02:39 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Alex Reid is the winner, no you aren't dreaming.

Yes, you read it right. Alex Reid, the cross-dressing cage fighter otherwise known as Roxanne beat Vinnie Jones (oh and didn't Vinnie just love that!) and Dane Bowers (tears betting slip into a million tiny pieces) and Basshunter (meh) in the final.

If you didn't see it, I suggest you nip off to the Channel4 watch again thingy and watch Vinnie Jones' reaction to only coming third.

"Something's gone wrong. It must have been the cameras"

Amazing.

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Celebrity Big Bastards

HM writer — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:03:34 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Katie Price won't dump Alex Reid, not while he's favourite t

After all, had he been kicked out in week one, she'd have already sharpened her talons read to dig into Basshunter Jonas. After all, his porn pictures are definitely less seedy than these...

Apparently the miserable old sow will be there to congratulate Reid when he leaves, and has even agreed to appear on Celebrity Big Brother's Big Mouth if he wins. Mainly so she can steal all his glory.

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Big Brother house this really IS Davina!

Mr. HM — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:49:57 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Davina McCall to become a housemate!

The housemates will be taking part in a task that involves them being dressed as animals. The first person to get the boot will be done as a surprise via the diary room and will give their costume to Davina, who will then go into the house. Housemates will be banned from talking to her.

This has been an amazing series. Why did it take them so long to get it so right?

Pics are from the task you'll see tonight, where they all make clay heads a la Lionel Ritchie in the 'Hello' video. Nice to see Alex paying tribute to his missus.

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Put 'em up

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:46:56 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Basshunter admits to putting pencil up friend's arse, Alex R

The pencil, which Basshunter claims was finally removed from his friend's anus after six hours, then apparently made its way into another friend's mouth, who just happened to pick it up and chew on it. But we reckon he made that last bit up, as if that was the most 'shocking part'.

Still, it doesn't seem so bad when we all have this to look forward to tomorrow.

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Totally Offal

Mr. HM — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:31:44 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Housemates treated like pieces of meat

I can't be sure, but I could have sworn these were stills from Katie and Dane's sex tape, but apparently not. The housemates were given the task of rebuilding a whole cow using a wire frame and a whole pile of meat, intestines and offal.

The reward is God's own food - Roast Beef and yorkshire pudding. Yum!

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Up the Arse Corner!

Mr. HM — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:25:07 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010 task pictures - too many captions!

Do you think Alex Reid has seen the Basshunter porn pictures?

Where did Stephanie get her strap-on from?

Is that the first time Stephen has experienced a squirter?

These are important questions people.

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chew 'em up - spit 'em out!

Mr. HM — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:56:48 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010 video: Katia dumps Jonas, worra bitch

For a housemate up for eviction, she isn't exactly playing a clever game is she? And as for Jonas - grow some bollocks mate - what the fuck did you expect from someone who has touched this man's penis?

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Celebrity Big Brother 2010: More on Sisqo's reported lovechild, Katia dumps Basshunter :(

HM writer — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:02:02 +0000

No thong, thong, thong, thong... (on)

Sisqo has denied that 10-year-old Ian, with former fan Jamilia Farid, is his child and has refused to take a paternity test since Jamilia confronted him with a photo of Ian seven years ago.

Jamila met Sisqo, 19 at the time, when she sneaked into a club in Zurich after he had performed with group Dru Hill back in 1999.

She told The Sun:

"He was standing by the bar surrounded by beautiful women. As I walked in he stared right at me. I could see he was interested. He never asked my age and I never told him I was 14."

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