• Name: Benji Madden
• Age: 31
• Occupation: Guitarist in Good Charlotte
• Best Work: The Young and the Hopeless
• Worst work: The clothing line
• Worth: AA
• Significant Others: Has split from Paris Hilton
• Most Likely to: Commit fratricide
• PAPS: 128
• SLAPS: 117

Poor old Benji is not as well known as his identical twin and bandmate Joel. While Joel sings and married Nicole Ritchie, Benji does back-up vocals and argued with Paris Hilton. Despite being covered in tattoos and wearing eyeliner, the comedy goth still seems to live the glossy LA dream. A Good Charlotte album seems to have as much priority as the twins' roles in a shlocky teen movie.