• Name: Beyonce
  • Age: 30
  • Occupation: Singer
  • Best work: Irreplaceable
  • Worst work: Austin Powers
  • Worth: £££££
  • Significant others: Jay Z
  • Most likely to: keep on keepin' on

Blessed with perhaps the biggest and best voice of the 21st century, Beyonce Knowles started out as a teenage star in American R’n’B group Destiny’s Child, which she set up with her classmates and cousin in Texas, and which was managed by her dear old Dad. Who was, like, mega strict. Solo divadom was to follow, with massive whopper hits like Crazy In Love, Irreplaceable and Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It). And put a ring on it is just what Jay-Z did, when he secretly married his long-time girlfriend in 2008. She got rather skinny to star in Dreamgirls but soon ate her way back to that famously curvaceous posterior. There are some “internet rumours” that “putting a ring on it” has quite a different meaning, but here at Holy Moly we hold no truck with online whisperings, as you know.

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