• Name: Bianca Gascgoine
  • Age: 25
  • Occupation: Glamour model
  • Best work: Love Island
  • Worst work: The rest
  • Worth: £
  • Significant others: The Daily Star
  • Most likely to: Not wear any knickers

In 2007, this under-dressed attention-whore 'won' reality TV show Love Island, catapulting her into a future of lad's magazine shoots and paparazzi pictures of her fanny. Bianca is the daughter of football player Gazza's ex-wife Sheryl and has recently branched out into some TV presenting for shows such as Big Brother's Big Mouth. God help us all when it's not even the children of the famous, but the children of their exes infesting our screens. Talent-vacuum.

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