While it's still uncertain whether Nadia actually did try and top herself last week, she certainly seems to have recovered from her unbelievably traumatic experience quicker than you can say 'non-biological woman' and has already given her first interview to Star magazine, during which she explains how it was everyone else's fault but her own, and singles out that caustic bitch Davina McCall for a special place in hell.

Holy Moly are proud to EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Steven Gerrad DID impregnate his wife's sister's best friend's neighbour's friend's sister a new housemate will be entering the Big Brother house after tonight's eviction. Fingers crossed for her!