Holy Moly! - Bono

Who invited Black Lace to feed the world?

Tim Chipping — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:28:57 +0000

When Weller became Bono - Band Aid's amazing TOTP performance

According to Wikipedia, the absence of U2 was due to them not yet being famous enough to be asked. But we think that’s balls. After all, one-hit-wonder Marilyn is there (blowing kissed instead of singing) and he wasn’t even invited to be on the original single (but showed up anyway). But we love the bit where Paul Weller realizes he’s incredibly embarrassed pretending to be Mr Vox so just turns away.

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Well that's just precious

Gemma Exley — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:52:30 +0000

London last night: introducing a lady called Precious, plus other celebs

So what else was going on in London last night? Bob Geldof, Bono and Stella McCartney had an evening out at the Covent Garden Hotel, Geri Halliwell, Craig Colton, Marcus Collins and Frankie Cocozza went to watch George Michael at the Royal Albert Hall, Donna Air looked quite nice, Kylie not so much, and Bianca Gascoigne and Lauren Goodger were also at Aura, obviously not being deemed worthy enough of a flashing from Precious.

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Que?

Gemma Exley — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:53:29 +0000

Q Awards 2011: all the red carpet arrivals and complete winners list

The Q Awards start in the morning, so that means right now everyone's either a drunken disgrace or at home doing paper work and watching Come Dine With Me. We can't really judge this crowd; Chris Martin's trainers definitely look like his fun trainers, but we're not sure if Gwynnie will let him stay out late. The Horrors certainly don't seem to be in the mood for it, so thank you to Noel and Sara for at least looking happy to be there.

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Wintour of discontent

Gemma Exley — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 10:03:12 +0000

New York Fashion Week SS 2012: let's see who's made it to the front row...

And obviously looking at pictures of people looking at clothes is sometimes more interesting than looking at looking at pictures of clothes, depending on who the designer is really - and whether Peaches Geldof is in the equation. Oh, hang on, according to Geldof's CV, she's a journalist, so she'd be allowed in regardless of a celeb ban. Like, duh, of course.

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Oh Jaime!

Mr. HM — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:01:04 +0000

Glastonbury 2011 pictures: Saturday sees Coldplay, Jessie J, Kate Moss and more

It's unclear who stole the show on Saturday, seemingly an improbable toss up between Pulp, Jessie J and Elbow. Coldplay headlined and to be fair, did a half decent job of it - it was ace seeing Jay Z and Beyonce singing along with Gwyneth and Simon Pegg (!).

Jessie J had to do her whole set from a throne (no she didn't have the shits, she's broken her foot) and invited some girl up to sing Price Tag who turned out to be proper amazing.

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Get on your (wellington) boots

Mr. HM — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 10:47:56 +0000

Glastonbury 2011 pictures: All the Friday fun of the fair, and trench foot

There's something decidely wrong about seeing Wayne and Coleen Rooney being helicoptered into Glastonbury isn't there? It just seems... wrong.

Still, Jo Whiley was there too - ensuring that the Rooneys weren't the most annoying people there. Oh, wait - there's Alexa Chung. Damn, now I don't know what to think.

Have a click and have a look why don't you? More "Glasto coverage" later...

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'NWA at Alton Towers'

Harry Bow — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 09:27:14 +0000

Chris Morris v U2 from the archives, with Pixies tribute bonus

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Not really. If even Sesame Street are taking the piss you’ve really got to worry.

Tim Chipping — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:21:15 +0000

Shocking Footage Of Spider-Man The Musical Accident

But it’s possibly even better than the real thing...

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Spider-Man turns out to be a dark opening

John Hill — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:05:33 +0000

Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark opens to massively negative reviews, what a shame eh Bono?

Anyway, hopefully these pictures from the red carpet on the opening night of their shitturd of a play should cheer them up. Nothing like having your work captured on camera, sold and then plastered all over a British celebrity website to make you feel better.

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Stella party, dahling

John Hill — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:32:10 +0000

Stella McCartney Sping 2012 Presentation: Bono, Liv Tyler, and Barry Manilow's secret

Nice garden though, isn't it? Little bit of work needed on the lawn, perhaps. Not that most of the guests would notice however, Naomi Watts is a notoriously terrible gardener and Liv Tyler is colourblind at the bottom of both eyes. Plus, she hates grass. All kinds. Not even a nice warm summer grass. How do we know? We carefully studied the pictures above. Just like Derren Brown. Amazing, eh? Also, 3 o'clock next Tuesday*.

Estelle was there too, but she always looks like she likes a bit of grass. Bahia Bermuda maybe.

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