"Caption competitions are the best"  Would be a terrible caption for this caption competition. As would "Put your answers in the comments below, and the best comment will win the pencil that Whitney Houston used to pry the poo out of Bobby Brown's bottom". Although if they're the only entries we get then by default they're also the winning entries. Yes, that's right, we're now the online version of your local parish newsletter.

Investment bankers, like Chris Brown, seem have been forgiven for any mishaps they may have been involved in a few years ago. It's all smiles and laughter now. Just look at this lot here. Ho ho ho, Buy buy buy, sell sell sell, package mortgages in such a way as to have no real idea of their value, ho ha ho. What fun, eh Marcus?