• Name: Brad Pitt
• Age: 46
• Occupation: Actor
• Best Work: Fight Club
• Worst work: Mr and Mrs Smith
• Worth: ££££
• Significant Others: Angelina Jolie
• Most Likely to: Adopt another child
• PAPS: 152
• SLAPS: 183

Brad Pitt's big break was playing a male bimbo in Thelma and Louise. As the hitch-hiking cowboy he teaches Louise (or is it Thelma?) to orgasm and sold a million posters. So handsome is the square-jawed actor that it kind of hurts to look at him. Or date him, as high-profile relationships Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston discovered. They have now been eclipsed by 'Brangelia': Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as a double-headed super power that will save the world, adopt all the orphans and make some po-faced films and all while being superlatively good looking.