Expecting a pun, were you? Well, tough. Megan Fox doesn't deserve a pun. Olivia Wilde, maybe, but not Megan Fox, or Garrett Hedlund for that matter. Having said that, Megan is quite pretty in her face, and we are a notoriously shallow website, so as a compromise we've put her and her Maui film festival pals into the last edition of pictures of the day this week. Andrew Garfield seems to have fallen in with a bad crowd.

You could be forgiven for thinking that WAG Carly Cole is pictured here pulling away from the Mayfair Hotel in London after spending the night with the kind of man that likes his wives mail-order and his pornography violent, but I can assure you that the dirty-looking beggar in the passenger seat is actually none other than her loving spouse - Liverpool newboy Joe Cole.