• Name: Chanelle
  • Age: 24
  • Occupation: Wannabe
  • Best work: Big Brother
  • Worst work: Her single. Shit on a stick.
  • Worth: £
  • Significant others: A plethera of footballers
  • Most likely to: turn to hardcore anytime now

Gobby blonde from Big Brother 2007, who started and off and on relationship with fellow contestant Ziggy and wanted to be a pop star, though the single she released after leaving the house was about as successful as rabies, getting to number 63. Still, Chanelle Hayes got a column in Star magazine, did a bit of telly, and on 23 November 2007, she was voted the Favorite Big Brother Housemate Ever by the forum members of Digital Spy, which she must be elated by. She was also voted the second Sexiest Female Housemate Ever. Chanelle’s lifetime dream is to be Posh Spice, but her background is anything but posh - she was born in a prison to a prostitute mum who was later murdered by a client when Chanelle was just five months old. Chanelle was adopted and only found out about her origins many years later. Chanelle now has a kid of her own, Blakely, and continues to irritate the nation with her constant tweeting and on/off relationship with all round gentleman, Jack Tweed.

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