• Name: Chantelle
• Age: 26
• Occupation: Nonentity
• Best Work: Celeb Big Brother
• Worst work: her transformation
• Worth: £
• Significant Others: Divorced from Preston
• Most Likely to: spend a life full of gin and regret
• PAPS: 136
• SLAPS: 173

The only non-celebrity to have entered Celebrity Big Brother, Chantelle Houghton still managed to win the whole flipping thing in 2006, beating off stiff competition from bona fide celebrities like, erm, Maggot from Big Brother and Jodie Marsh. The bottle blonde was utterly delighted and announced that she was “living the dream”, but after marrying her fellow contestant, Preston from the Ordinary Boys, she was soon living the nightmare. Now divorced with massive fake boobs and newly brown hair, she recently told the News of the World how footballer Jermain Defoe broke her heart even though she thought it was true love between them because "he didn't make me shut up during football games.”