Holy Moly! - Cheeky Girls

Investing in our future

John Hill — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 08:45:36 +0000

BGC charity day: Prince Harry, Kelly Brook, Boris Johnson, Cheeky Girls and Ronnie Wood

Still, this event by BGC International Stockbroking Global Stockbrokers is for charity, so it's all fine. Attended by Prince Harry, who apparently closed the world's largest foreign exchange deal while he was there, worth £15.5 billion, the event is in memory of all the Cantor Fitzgerald staff who died when a few naughty buggers kind of on purpose rammed two planes into their New York bureau back in 2001.

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Sheer Cheek

Gemma Exley — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 08:24:03 +0000

Bianca Gascoigne and the Cheeky Girls demonstrate how to Live Like A VIP

It was the launch party at Spearmint Rhino last night and she invited some of her most VIP friends - Bianca Gascoigne, Calum Best and the Cheeky Girls - we bet even Kelly Osbourne was trying to bitch slap her way through the door, but she's only an GIP - or maybe a BLIP.

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"Also, she was bored"

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 12:30:56 +0000

Gabriela was detained by police yesterday 'on suspicion of theft of grocery items' after being caught smuggling a number of items out of the supermarket in Wilmslow. The items are said to have included luxuries such as a large bottle of water, skin moisturiser and a salad.

This is already an amazing story, but it's her Mum's justification for her daughter's actions which we love the most.

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Noodle soup is served!

HM writer — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 11:09:36 +0000

Cheeky Girls attend Pot Noodle launch, Lembit Opik back, back, back!

Which would have been a serious step down from this, had it not been for the glittering guests also in attendance, such as, erm, Carol Decker, Caroline Feraday and Nikki Graham...

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Cheeky Creepy

HM writer — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:37:35 +0000

Cheeky Girls still going, world wonders how

All they had to do was mime and dance but the one on the left couldn't even manage that.

The crowd must have been off their tits...

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Gabriel Chills me to the very core

Mr. HM — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:55:01 +0000

Cheeky Girls perform live in Ireland, what do they sing?

In years to come, when the dust settles on X Factor 2048 and a when robot with a chicken up it's arse has just performed for King William at the Royal Variety Performance as part of it's €0.008 deal for winning Britain's Got Talent - this photo gallery will be cited as the moment when all reality TV contestants should have changed tack and worked at B&Q rather than suffer the years of humiliation and desperation as their pushy, odd mothers wheel them out for one more tour of Yates' Wine Lodges.*

A cautionary tale.

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Made you look though, didn't it?

Le Chat — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:07:01 +0000

Cheeky Girls wear hankies, parade on the beach

If you had to choose between seeing the Cheeky Girls, the Nolans or the Jacksons wearing hankie-sized bikinis, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

I took it to the cattery and the verdict came back in unison with our favourite skanky identical twins. Hey, it's mating season OK?

Yum yum.

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What a load of (foot)balls

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 10:32:09 +0000

Z-listers out in force at the Soccer Six tournament, Dappy gets booed

We're honestly not sure whether we like a single person who was there yesterday. It was basically a congregation of every celebrity you can't stand...

The Cheeky Girls, N-Dubz, Bianca Gascoigne, Nikki Grahame, Danyl Johnson (Lloyd stayed at home) and Jamie Archer to name but a few - all topped off by prize cunt, Lee Ryan.

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Turn the other cheek(y)

HM writer — Sat, 22 May 2010 10:39:53 +0000

Cheeky Girls are back, back back but wear disappointing outfits

The Cheeky Girls unfortunately weren't offered a slot at Radio 1's Big Weekend, (Scouting For Girls got there just in time) so had to make do with performing a number of their hits, such as, erm, 'Touch My Bum' and 'We Are The Cheeky Girls' (unless they are the same song) for the Blackpool Gay Pride festival.

And after their show stopping performance, they happily greeted fans and even stopped to sign Beth Ditto's arse...

(Sorry)

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Lose your lunch Thursday!

Mr. HM — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:22:02 +0000

The Cheeky Girls sit on a gimps face for charity, amazing.

The event (serious face for a sec) was for BEAT, which helps people affected by Anorexia (which explains why Jo Brand was there. Erm) which is all well and good, but SWEET JESUS, it's like a £30 stag night in Prague with a bagful of dodgy MDMA.

Nice to have the girls back - HAVE A CHHEKY CHRISTMAS YOU SKANKS!

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