• Name: Cher Lloyd
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  • Occupation: X-Factor hopeful
  • Best work: Viva la Vida
  • Worst work: Emotionally blackmailing her way through to the final
  • Worth: Less than £
  • Significant others: Possibly Aiden
  • Most likely to: Cry/collapse

Looking like a cross between Lady Penelope and Cheryl Cole, Cher Lloyd has been through a tough time already during this X-Factor season.

Aside from worrying most of the X-Factor production staff, a children's charity and an entire nation of mothers by refusing to eat more than four beans and a piece of apple every lunar cycle, Cher also likes to upset those around her by shaking uncontrollably and crying at the slightest sign of danger.

Cheryl loves her, while Simon seems confused by her unsurprisingly, after all its not every day you see a teenage girl who can't weigh more than 50 pounds singing like she's on the run from a murder rap.

 

Despite not actually winning, Cher is looking the most successful at the moment and is off recording her album with William, producer and typographer's nightmare. Oh sorry, read that wrong, it's Will.I.Am.

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