Holy Moly! - Cheryl Cole

So Solid evidence

John Hill — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:22:46 +0000

MC Harvey says he had a 'communication relationship' with Cheryl Cole, presents evidence

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CHERYL COLE? LEADING POOR MC HARVEY ALONG AS IF HE'S JUST A LITTLE STRUMPET YOU CAN PLAY LIKE A TRUMPET. He's not a toy, Cheryl. When you lie about the love you two once shared, pretending that it never even existed, that's when you stepped over the line. That's when he had to get a legal representative to take a look at the grot you supposedly didn't send him. You brought this all on yourself. Thankfully Harvey has finally opened up to Choice FM so we can all know the truth:

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“sh*t just gets weirder”

Tim Chipping — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:43:10 +0000

Cheryl Cole denies fling with MC Harvey and takes him to task on Twitter

So as you can see, Cheryl took to Twitter to ask:

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Something kind of hmmmmm

Gemma Exley — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:37:29 +0000

MC Harvey reveals Cheryl Cole romance, says he'll never tell (then tells)

Talking to Now magazine, Harvey said:

"We've known each other for years. But then [after Cheryl split with Ashley] we started confiding in each other. A lot of it was like: 'We can't trust anyone out there, so we're just gonna trust each other'.

"I promised her loyalty and I can't break that. There was an attraction. That comes when you talk to people and Cheryl's a nice girl.

"We talked about music. I told her: 'Cheryl, you haven't got the strongest vocals, but… [Laughs] You could chill with Cheryl. She's just cool.

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Sack the stylist, or get one

Gemma Exley — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:11:47 +0000

HM fashion disasters of the year 2011: some surprising, some not so much

So, in the mix of stretched sateen and polyester, we have the normally impeccable Frieda Pinto in a tux/gown combo, Pixie Geldof in her Buffalos, Katie Price dressed as a book cover, Jared Leto in a Snuggie, Geri Halliwell in a bridal dress (it wasn't her wedding), Princess Beatrice at the Royal Wedding wedding in a fallopian tube hat, Jessie J dressed for Strictly, Christina Aguilera in a very misguided basque, Ke$ha just being Ke$ha, Taylor Momsen just being Taylor Momsen, Emma Watson managing to make Valentino look cheap, Cheryl Cole in the outfit so bad it got her sacked, Katy Perry sti

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Eat your heart out Carrie

Gemma Exley — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 11:18:59 +0000

Cheryl Cole keeps shoes in the fridge, gets her boobs back

Everyone knows that freezers are the best place to keep your wools safe from bastard moths, but Cheryl Cole has laughed in the face of Petra Ecclestone and her £2m shoe conveyor belt by revealing that she stores her heels in the fridge, telling Grazia:

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We don’t know it’s definitely happening, but it is

Tim Chipping — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:54:05 +0000

The Girls Aloud reunion that's definitely happening in 2012 is a bit like life

In the papers today, Kimberley “Princess Fiona” Walsh is reported as saying:

“Would I be OK if the reunion didn't happen? I could in terms of my career as I don't think we have anything to prove, but I'd be gutted from a personal point of view as I love performing in the band, that's why we're doing something next year - we never intended to stop for good.”

“Doing something next year”, she says. Well that’s nice.

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Is she Da Kidding us on?

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:25:09 +0000

Cheryl Cole says 'I love you' to man on Twitter, world jumps to conclusions

So, what reason do we have to believe that our Chezza is bumping uglies with Da Kid?

Not much, to be honest. But who needs reasons when you've got good old speculation to help you out? Nobody, that's who!

The basis for our speculation is just three words, which Cheryl sent to Alex over the popular social networking website, www.twitter.com. What could these three words possibly mean, readers?

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LMHO!!

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 10:17:21 +0000

Cheryl Cole still being hilarious on Twitter, posts picture of herself with massive lips

It's fun having Cheryl Cole on Twitter. One day she's going to get carried away and make a joke about Ashley's tiny willy or something. For now we have to make do with this, though...

"I think we've been in LA too long, LMHO!!" she wrote alongside the above picture of her dressed up as Pete Burns.

LMHO!! Laughing. My. Head. Off.

Cheryl's laughing so hard at those giant lips that the force is fighting with gravity and literally lifting her head off her shoulders. Mental, just mental.

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The Shoe

Gemma Exley — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:55:39 +0000

Cheryl Cole gets to work with Stylistpick shoe collection, calls it 'funky'

As you'll see, Cheryl visits the Stylistpick office where she says that 'being creative' makes her 'blood flow', although she then proceeds to get out a sketchbook rather than do a Richey Manic on her arm, which is frankly what we were expecting after that statement.

The shoes being discussed are actually quite nice, particularly the high heeled loafer, so we wouldn't be surprised if they were a massive hit. In which case, well done to the woman in the blue top above. Sorry, we mean Cheryl. She's so creative blood's flowing through her body. Literally flowing.

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"Me and alcohol are not friends"

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 10:25:01 +0000

Cheryl Cole gets hammered, complains about her hangover on Twitter

By the sounds of it, she had a very good time on Thursday night. The Sun have the pictures to prove it, but who needs to pay thousands of pounds for photos of Cheryl Cole necking bottles of champagne when you've got her incredibly remorseful Tweets for evidence?

We think the first one is our favourite...

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