First she was a sweet kid presenting The New Mickey Mouse Club alongside Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, then she was a fierce young pop star who told us she was a Genie In A Bottle and had to be rubbed the right way, then she was writhing around in utterly filthy bondage gear in the video for Dirrty. Then she was all sweet and pious again in Beautiful. Then she married a nice Jewish boy, got all curvy, had a baby, muttered something about being attracted to women and then told Ellen DeGeneres that she and her husband like staying naked all day on Sundays.

Unfortunately for Xtina 2010 was a bad year. It didn't work out with husband Jordan Bratman, her career took a nosedive when she decided to star in a burlesque film (cleverly called Burlesque) along with Cher and she's now almost unrecognisable due to what could possibly be a spot of botched plastic surgery on her face, or it might just be a donutoplasty, hard to tell. Still, swings and roundabouts though, eh?