We're assuming NBC Upfront is an event where NBC reveal their next season's programming schedule, although that doesn't really explain Christina Aguilera's presence at all. So we tried using Google to find out what was going on. In doing so we learned she has 'retro chic' hair, that her dress is 'charmingly quaint' and that Tina Fey is pregnant (some news doesn't make it to India as fast as you'd expect), which is all very useful, but also utterly irrelevant and has left us feeling angry and frustrated with the internet. That's right, we're blaming the internet for our shortcomings, it's like the new Tony Blair. Hopefully someone looking for actual information on Tony Blair will now end up here. Ha.