• Name: Cindy Crawford
• Age: 44
• Occupation: ex Supermodel
• Best Work: Playboy with Herb Ritts
• Worst work: board member for McDonalds
• Worth: £££££
• Significant Others: Rande Gerber
• Most Likely to: remain beautiful, even after death
• PAPS: 101
• SLAPS: 135

One of the original supermodels, Cindy Crawford is said to have adorned the cover of more magazines than any other model. She was married to Richard Gere and is now married to Rande Gerber, which looks like an anagram of Richard Gere. Which is odd. Her face, with that trademark mole above the lip, was on the cover of every fashion magazine in the 80s and 90s, and she now runs her own skincare line, although she has since admitted that her cosmetic surgeon has helped her along the way, which sort of ruins the point of buying her face cream. That and the fact that you’re never going to be Cindy Crawford.