For the first time in five years, Big Brother was beginning to become watchable. No, really. The bedsit was back in place, Chantelle and Preston were back together, Makosi was back in the shower and Nadia was back to her old whiny, easy-to-irritate self. But unfortunately that whiny, easy-to-irritate personality of Nadia's has gone and led to another housemate walking - this time in the form of Coolio.

The Ultimate Big Brother housemates were revealed last night and as usual the papers got it completely wrong - No Gos, no Michelle Bass, No Charlie, No Feltz…. YET (wink wink).The full line up was actually this Motley Crüe, with my hilarious sideways glance at their personas wot I wrote on Twitter last night...