- Name: Dane Bowers
- Age: 32
- Occupation: Debatable
- Best work: Freak Me
- Worst work: Bow to the Bowers
- Worth: -££££
- Significant others: His toe
- Most likely to: Name drop Jordan
Was in boyband Another Level. This was the high point.
Since then he:
1) Recorded a single with Victoria Beckham.
2) If this wasn't bad enough he was only the "Featuring..." bit in the whole sorry tale.
3) He went out with Katie Price.
4) If this wasn't bad enough he filmed himself inserting his toe into her foo-foo whilst she was six months pregnant with another man's child.
5) He appeared on 'Totally Boy Band'.
6) They were totally shit.
7) He went into the Big Brother house to take part in Celebrity Big Brother the night after having a fight with fellow contestant Alex Reid.
8) The End.
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