• Name: Daniel Radcliffe
  • Age: 22
  • Occupation: Actor
  • Best work: Harry Potter
  • Worst work: Harry Potter
  • Worth: £££££
  • Significant others: He's barely legal you PERVERTS!
  • Most likely to: Go mental and splurge his cash on whores and cocaine.

Cast as Harry Potter when he was only 11 years old, Daniel Radcliffe has grown up on screen, shooting up in front of us. His height isn’t the only thing that has shot up - his 2007 stage debut in the play Equus involved a certain amount of full-frontal nudity. Critics were quick to praise his penetrative depth. (They also thought his acting was pretty good. Yes, we’re here all week. Do try the veal). Daniel is now rather minted for a teenager - valued at around £40 million, mainly earned from the Harry Potter franchise. Who knew that a bunch of hairy old gay wizards could be so lucrative.

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