• Name: Danielle Lloyd
• Age: 26
• Occupation: Glamour girl /WAG
• Best Work: Winning Miss Great Britain...
• Worst work: ..being stripped of the title
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Whatever footballer is handy
• Most Likely to: Cry on Comic Relief
• PAPS: 187
• SLAPS: 214

This Liverpudlian lass may look lovely but closer inspection reveals a steely heart. The curvy Scouser was crowned Miss Great Britain in 2007 but was swiftly de-crowned following revelations about her nude photoshoots and relationship with footballer judge Teddy Sheringham. Somewhat ironic, considering the objectifying nature of the competition. Along with Jade Goody, Danielle was vilified for her racist abuse of Shipa Shetty in Celebrity Big Brother 2007. Closer inspection of the footage shows that she was nastier than Jade but not as shameless as former S Clubber Jo O'Meara. A textbook example of a girl with more beauty than brains.