Forget all about Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson (oh, you had already), Danielle Lloyd has given birth after a week that saw her follow in the footsteps of Demi Moore, Lisa Scott Lee and Chanelle Hayes by appearing naked on the front of Closer magazine.

In today's rough and tumble with the people that shape our day to day lives we've got Jessie J carousing with a fan, and get this, she's pulling a funny face. He won't forget that any time soon! Also along for the ride on our picture perfect rollacoaster of joy we've got Amy Childs giving birth to another terrible photo, Jonny Lee Miller on his own, Danielle Lloyd still pregnant, Adele having a fag after her 453rd week at number 1, Jedward continuining to exist, George Michael starting to look like Elvis Costello and Chaz Bono giving us nothing at all to say about him because apparently it's insensitive to mention his weig...oops.   Oh, and we just couldn't think of a pun for the title, there's no super secret in-joke.   We're shit. We know.