• Name: Danny Dyer
  • Age: 34
  • Occupation: Actor
  • Best work: Appearing in a 1995 episode of 'A Touch of Frost'
  • Worst work: Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men
  • Worth:
  • Significant others: Aliens
  • Most likely to: End up in the Queen Vic

Danny Dyer is a cock. Sorry, I mean Danny Dyer is a cockney - and an actor, apparently.

Yes, Danny Dyer is a national treasure and one of Britain's most renowned actors. After beginning his acting career at the early age of 16, his profile increased by the second with appearances in classic films such as 'City Rats' and 'Wasp' - not forgetting his memorable role as Larry Haydn in 'The Great Ecstasy of Robert Carmichael'. However, no one could have predicted that Danny would end up fronting his own television programme, 'Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men', on popular satellite channel, Bravo. What? You've never seen it? I guess you were just too busy re-watching the episodes of Danny's other illustrious show, 'The Real Football Factories', that you taped on VHS. Well, in case you were wondering, 'Deadliest Men' is "a gritty and hard-hitting documentary series that sees Danny hunting down the most notorious and feared men in Britain today". What a brave man Danny is.

If you're missing his baby face and angelic voice then you can catch Danny enlightening the country on BBC3's "I Believe in UFOs". Let's just hope he doesn't get abducted. What would we do without him?

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