• Name: David Furnish
  • Age: 49
  • Occupation: Partner
  • Best work: Marrying Elton
  • Worst work: Gnomeo and Juliet.
  • Worth: £££££
  • Significant others: Elton John, silly!
  • Most likely to: Cope well with hissy fits.

MypartnerDavidFurnish, to give him his full title, used to be a Canadian film-maker but is now the proud property of Elton John, since their civil ceremony in 2005, on the first day that such weddings were allowed in the UK. Furnish still does some work as a contributing editor to Tatler magazine and columnist for Interview and GQ. He also produced the documentary Elton John: Tantrums and Tiaras, which gave us all an insight into how Elton John’s real hair was surely pushed off his head by the mighty size of his ego. After a quick comparison of bank accounts, it was unanimously decided that Dave would not be contributing genetic information to his and Elton's baby, although they're both the daddy. This kid is going to get to play so much Scalextric. Their baby was born by a surrogate mother on Christmas day and is called Zachary Jackson-Levon Furnish-John.

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