Best-known for his turbulent marriage to Liza Minelli, who accused him of poisoning her with drugs (an accusation later retracted), and for going on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, where he entertained the rest of the junglist massive with his tall tales about his maid, who was apparently called Vagina. David Gest grew up close friends with the Jackson Five and says he now regrets using the same plastic surgeon as Michael quite so many times when he was younger. He has done various stints of TV presenting and is not lackinas part of their settlementg in charisma, though the shape of his head is still a worry. Quite what his purpose on earth is remains unclear. We earlier claimed that David's ex-wife had called him a gold digger. We now know this to be untrue and offer David Gest our sincere apologies for any distress caused.